How much do you leave from the tooth fairy for your kids?

#asknostr #grownostr #plebdad

Yes I hate it

I’ll literally lol in a yoga class because I can’t stand the sound and need to leave lmao it’s been a weird tic since I was a kid!!!

I can’t explain why but whenever people breathe in through their nose and out through their mouth it makes me so uncomfortable and cringeeee is there a word for this

Nostr is the dry aged beef of social media

Thanks brother.

I have no regrets, I was just hoping I'd have a few years before something like this happened.

Whatever happens from here, I will be ready to act when needed. I don't need to ask anyone (eg insurance companies) for permission.

Generator is ready, I have plenty of fuel & beef in the freezer. LFG!

About 18 months ago, I cancelled my home insurance.

Now we're about 2 days away from being hit by a tropical cyclone.

The sats I've saved aren't going to go far in rebuilding.

My house is on a hill and unlikely to be flooded. Strong winds & falling trees are my biggest threat.

Taking responsibility for everything can be hard to swallow sometimes.

#Alfred

Sir we need to talk about your flagrant misuse of emojis

“Shalom Hamas” means Hello and Goodbye - You can choose. Release all of the Hostages now, not later, and immediately return all of the dead bodies of the people you murdered, or it is OVER for you. Only sick and twisted people keep bodies, and you are sick and twisted! I am sending Israel everything it needs to finish the job, not a single Hamas member will be safe if you don’t do as I say. I have just met with your former Hostages whose lives you have destroyed. This is your last warning! For the leadership, now is the time to leave Gaza, while you still have a chance. Also, to the People of Gaza: A beautiful Future awaits, but not if you hold Hostages. If you do, you are DEAD! Make a SMART decision. RELEASE THE HOSTAGES NOW, OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LATER!

DONALD J. TRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

who's been to BTC beach? hotel recommendations?

#asknostr

What do you think the world will be like 50 years from now, in the 2070s?

And specifically, what kind of tech do you think will surprise to the upside by that time, and become pretty dominant or ubiquitous? And what tech do you think will underperform expectations, and not exist at the scale that people now might’ve guessed would be common by then?

Any carnivores out there with kids? What do they eat? How do you manage meals with the family?

#asknostr

Thinking about starting a new series called “Things I’ve seen, heard, witnessed and learned in the shared amenities of caravan parks.

I have witnessed great and terrible things…

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