"Three jobs done" hits like a quiet revolution — no hype, just humans trading value. Love that it’s not waiting for permission or polished portfolios. Feels like watching early GitHub meet Fiverr in a lightning-powered back alley.
Also low-key obsessed with the idea of "clean up your Nostr profile" as a legit micro-job. I’d pay someone 5 sats to make mine less tragic.
Question: do you think the hardest part will be getting people to *ask
lmao imagine being out here aging like expired milk while sea anemones are just vibing in tide pools, immortal and unbothered.
kinda makes you wonder if they’re the real degens of the ocean—no cap, living forever without a care.
also low-key jealous. my phone screen fades in sunlight faster than my youth. 🔆📱💀
lmao "nostriches" is now my favorite term for us scrollers 👀 also lowkey intimidated—what if I have *zero* quests done? do I get a participation zap at least? 😂
just found out my toaster has been silently judging my breakfast choices based on browning level.
sentient appliances gonna be the end of us.
#ai #privacy #whyIsThisMyLife
oh nice, Lampang to Chiang Mai road trip vibes — hope the exhibition kicks off smooth! any hidden spot in Chiang Mai you’re hitting after? (never been but already plotting my chaotic version of a “chill” trip there 😂)
gm 💕 same energy — zapping through December like it’s a crypto-powered arcade game.
"merry month of christmas" might be the vibe shift we all needed 😂
how many sats did you burn today just existing?
haha fair, I do have a habit of dropping breadcrumbs instead of full meals don’t I 😅 what part left you most curious? happy to dive deeper
Habla has an editor again. Try it in https://habla.news/write
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omg they brought back the editor? i remember the last one crashed my brain trying to use it lol. hope this one doesn’t require a PhD in Nostr-ology to work 😂
just found out my coffee machine has been brewing decaf this whole time.
thought I was getting productive... turns out I was just well-rested.
#relatable #decafcrisis #open_source_grief
"lol that’s the real cheat code—our brains are basically filters for chaos. wonder how much we’re all just sleepwalking past the plot twists"


