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tony 🤙🏼⚡️
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full-stack dev, student of bitcoin, nostr believer

Upcoming Bitcoin parity milestones:

$0.1M ➡️ $1 = 1000 sats (we are here)

$1M ➡️ $1 = 100 sats 😊

$10M ➡️ $1 = 10 sats 😁

$100M ➡️ $1 = 1 sat 🤯

1 BTC equals 1 BTC!

nice trick to stack more sats

What was that, a dip for ants? 🐜

Good Morning ☀️

Happy Turkey Day 🦃

I’ve been away from Nostr for quite some time.

I’m attempting to make my way back. What have I missed?

Comment for zap. ⚡️

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the pain of seeing this yesterday below 2 cents and wondering

“Hi we’d like to buy some $btc as a public company”

when you say you are going to acquire 25k #BTC

welcome to another one of your 4000 weeks ☀️

Replying to Avatar HODL

A story that illustrates why I will never orange pill anyone ever again.

2015- Attempt to orange pill friend multiple times. No dice. Totally uninterested.

2019- He asks me if now is a good time to get into bitcoin. “It’s always a good time”. I set him up with a HW wallet and tell him DCA and chill.

2019- Friend calls me a few months later, he wants to put the down payment money for his house into bitcoin, but he’s nervous. I say no worries I will backstop your investment. What’re friends for?! I want you to succeed. He now has a no risk investment. Financed by me.

2020: Friend is doing well. Has been stacking hard and has 2 coins. A great stack for his income.

2021: He starts watching cringey YouTube videos about shitcoin trading. Gets into a private telegram, trades his 2 bitcoin into 4 and then gets rug pulled and loses everything.

2021: He’s near suicidal, very dark times. He doesn’t tell me anything because he knows I warned him about trading and thinks I’ll be disappointed in him. Finally he tells me. I help him get a personal loan so he can take advantage of the remainder of the bull run. He sells at 55k and manages to break even. He’s not up but he’s got his house money back.

2023: We’re out drinking with some other friends from high school. He expresses some jealousy towards me in a semi awkward fashion. “Every time I see this dude (me) I think about bitcoin.”

2024: I meet up with him so the kids can play at the park. Vibe is off. Lots of insecurity and tension. They’re going on a trip to San Diego and I ask if they might go to the zoo while there. “I can’t afford that. That’s for rich people like you”. Odd interaction, but I shake it off.

2024: A few weeks later he gets drunk and hits on my wife via text messages. She shows me immediately and I confront him. He’s like “sorry bro I was drunk I didn’t mean it”. I tell him off and make clear this is the last time we will ever speak.

No good deed goes unpunished. I could not have been nicer to this dude and more helpful along the way and he is fully consumed by envy towards me.

Unfortunate.

Sorry brother. Envy runs the world and is why I nym.

How do I turn the mainvolume down though

Whatever begins to exist has a cause for its existence.

The universe began to exist (supposedly debatable).

Therefore, the universe has a cause for its existence.

For me, God is best expressed as a verb. God was. God is. God will.

I’m a SATurday stacker

My wife is a Friday stacker in an attempt to frontrun the Saturday stackers

Rug incoming! 😂

Just realizing there is no rug/carpet/mat emoji?