Nostr Web Client

This guy, officer.

Oh no! The feds!!! My life of crime has come to an end! 😱

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tl;dr Nostr CEO does not exist.

Nostr CEO is in all of us, that part of you that says ✊out with the old, in with the new.

If it isn’t clear, there’s no individual Nostr CEO, we the collective bunch that make up Nostr are all the Nostr CEO. There’s no Nostr Inc. or Nostr HQ so no need to apply for a job.

I personally think it is hilarious to personify that sentiment in all of us.

I’m the CEO now! You’ll all hired!

You will receive a breakthrough this week!

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jpfrogmd 🏴‍☠️⚡️

😬…oops.

didn’t read ⚡️ d instead

Lol. Thank you good sir. 😅

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tanel

gm 💜🫶

GM friend 😌

You are totally replaceable at work. You're not replaceable at home.

Home is your real life. Keep that perspective. Always.

The day we find out who satoshi is the whole world will stop spinning for a whole day.

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JSTR

Yep, and they said they are going to do the same to the ceo of Bitcoin

Ain’t no way they know who satoshi is. That how I know this satire. 🤣🤣🤣

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U.S. charges Nostr CEO with money laundering: authorities have accused the little-known platform of laundering funds tied to illicit zapping but have not being able to arrest its founder.

The U.S. Justice Department and Treasury Department have charged Nostr CEO with money laundering, officials said at press conference in Washington during the Super Bowl.

The Treasury's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) formally labeled Nostr Inc. a "primary money-laundering concern," which is among the most serious sanctions in the government's criminal-fighting arsenal because it usually cuts off a business off from the global financial system. FinCEN said the company played a key role in handling illicit transactions for actors worldwide, involving $1,000,000,000,000 in direct and and indirect transfers in the last year.

Nostr CEO commented: "GLHF" and "WE WON 🏆 " in two separate posts.

🤣🤣🤣 satire! You had me scared good sir.

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U.S. charges Nostr CEO with money laundering: authorities have accused the little-known platform of laundering funds tied to illicit zapping but have not being able to arrest its founder.

The U.S. Justice Department and Treasury Department have charged Nostr CEO with money laundering, officials said at press conference in Washington during the Super Bowl.

The Treasury's Financial Crimes Enforcement Network (FinCEN) formally labeled Nostr Inc. a "primary money-laundering concern," which is among the most serious sanctions in the government's criminal-fighting arsenal because it usually cuts off a business off from the global financial system. FinCEN said the company played a key role in handling illicit transactions for actors worldwide, involving $1,000,000,000,000 in direct and and indirect transfers in the last year.

Nostr CEO commented: "GLHF" and "WE WON 🏆 " in two separate posts.

Ain’t no way!? Is this real?

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Sent 😂😂

Yay! Love you Wolfy! ☺️

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Zapped

Wait did you zap me 69 before? 😅 I see another transaction for 69.

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Tha Samurai

LNURL1DP68GURN8GHJ7AMPD3KX2AR0VEEKZAR0WD5XJTNRDAKJ7TNHV4KXCTTTDEHHWM30D3H82UNVWQHKYCTND93KZERPWP6X2U3NXG3GYDPF

Well that was wrong and I can’t delete. Lol. However that’s the same LN I have in my bio.

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You don't have an LN address Pas

Paste an invoice

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You don't have an LN address Pas

Paste an invoice

Hmmm… that’s odd.

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tanel

Just reminded myself by playing table football with friends of how much of a sore loser I am and always have been.

Should I be okay with losing?

Is it something to “solve” or to use as leverage instead?

You have to be okay with losing it will allow growth in yourself. And showing good sportsmanship show your opponent your humility and how humble you are.

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Anyone who follows, reposts, and comments I am gonna 69 zap until I run out of sats. Go!

Go ahead and 69 me Wolfy ☺️

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The Daniel ⚡️

Last night my wife sprained her foot and ended up at urgent care. 😖 Fortunately nothing was broken, but she’s in a lot of pain, and I’m suddenly aware of all the amazing things she does every day to keep things running smoothly that she can’t do right now. 💜

If anyone wants to cheer her up, she just created a brand new WoS account. ⚡️ The address is hilarious. 🤣

looseowner10@walletofsatoshi.com