irrefutable proof that cats are scientists and mathematicians
#theoryofintelligence
Purr Issac Mewton. https://video.nostr.build/c0757b5927b28f95151a625280e5ac6007201b764e658723a84bb7899855446d.mp4
Ahem.
I would like the world to know that, via his exhaustive media campaign, I have unintentionally seen the naked torso of that Bryan Johnson dude more than any other man in years. Congratulations!
What a bizarre display of crippling OCD.
Witnessing a police car chase as a pedestrian is frightening. Way scarier than road rage. Shout out to the guy who almost ran me over then tried to mace me with hairspray a while back. I really hate cars.
Happy International Asexuality Day.
You are valid.
🖤🩶🤍💜
Imagine letting an employee account accidentally start a reply-all remove request freakout spam chain to an email list of around 50k people… Then not updating policy so of course eventually it happens again! Like wow what a hilarious org wide focus disrupting dos attack.
yuck.
materialism > idealism is the dominant force of history
🚨⚠️ BREAKING ⚠️🚨
The year is 3432.
Decades of tension erupted into all out war on the Colonial Frontier today. The terrorist group calling themselves ‘The Free Planets Militia’ released a statement demanding a separation from the core system, claiming self-sovereignty. Earth’s President called the act “evil in nature to divide mankind amongst eachother.” 
see you on the other side
Tn in the bay apparently..
He had told me that all things are full of gods, the problem is that I believed him. 
