This is how I know I made it in life!
(I signed up when it was possible to pay with Bitcoin, used it a few times and absolutely hated the service) 
Never forget there are only 2.1 quintillion millisats
It’s a professional payment processor, I absolutely do blame them. They only need the absolute minimum, and if that is unacceptable, they can use a service themselves.
I ended up abandoning the purchase, onchain transactions are a bit too ghetto for me
Wow, I just came across a “crypto” payment processor that does not support Lightning payments. What a wild world
I finally shut down my testnet3 Core and LND nodes and LNBits instance. What a shame to have lost this excellent and well-supported testing ground to the antics of a bunch of egomaniacs.
Just stepped outside to sell some sats for under US$100,000 for the last time.
To my knowledge, I’m the last person on earth to ever buy a train ticket with Bitcoin from a travel agency or train operator. This kind of product is simply no longer offered for sats. We’re still regressing when it comes to Bitcoin adoption
Ugh, when I could have gotten a life instead 
To clarify in some contexts: “This shirt costs BT$50, that’s almost US$100 in dead-tree money!”
I really like this one. Outside a church in north England. The clue is a bit hidden, but once you see it you might also go “woah.” The old country has a very different attitude towards the homeless 
It’s great to spend sats with people who appreciate it. 
We need a Goodfellas-style muppets movie to teach the kids the true meaning of Halloween
How come all these kids today are dressed up going around threatening their neighbors and asking for candy? I observed a couple and pretty sure none of them are armed, should be easy to refuse, no?
I have an iPhone mini now and I complain about how huge it is. I want to switch to Graphene but the pixels are so enormous, i couldnt handle it
If you’re using the Lightning Networo on Signet and want to send some sats to another node, maybe you’ll find my LNBits Signet instance useful. Just create an account, invoice and pay yourself, create Lightning Addresses, LNURLp/w and all the other LNBits magic!
signet.laisee.org
Quick trip to Jerichotown, where I get ice cream and a steak and pay with sats 
Wow even more useful! You are signet champions and pioneers!
Thank you, I opened a channel today!