yeah, duh. you’d know that already if you watched Love Island.
oh yeah well then why don’t you shut up, huh?
Marty needs to slow down. I have things to do in real life.
one might say … now hear me out coz this is gonna sound nuts … that bitcoin is “logos” 🤯
me: [explains zaps]
mrs allen: “oh wow, how much money you got? can I get mango ice cream?”
exactly. can’t say that on the bird app.
hot take: Chance the Rapper’s country version of Hot In Here is better than the original:
nice. I’m using that from now on when correctly accused of something naughty.
pics or it didn’t happen
how do you take your coffee?
“our efforts continue to focus on McKinsey slogans that have literally no semantic content and how they can be regurgitated to equally clueless institutional investors in order to prop up our stock price.”
POOP!
I don’t wanna be coy, I just wanna be cool 🥺
I think that’s exactly what annoys these people
BM?