Yet again, I’ve neglected #Nostr for weeks, just now trying out #Plebstr since #Damus had the #zap button taken away. I hate that we can’t zap posts now. Is there not a web app based on Plebstr or Damus that can go around the stupid App Store limitations? I like both Damus and Plebstr but this zap thing pisses me off. I want to get back at Apple somehow.

Support #trans #drag.

#proofofwork is everything.

How are they going to deal with the ones who are smart enough to self custody? Are they going to do any proof of reserves on a regular basis or are they going to subject themselves to the ridicule and destroy any semblance of trust and credibility they still have?

Happy belated #fathersday to all the #dads out there protecting their children. #hunter #biden

WHO CONTROLS YOUR #BANK MOTHERFUCKER?! #bitcoin is my bank

A theory I’ve been spitballing in my head. Excuse my unorganized thought process and jumbled thoughts.

Giving people dollars hurts them. It’s all in the energy of the money. People are in pain every day because they chase dollars in an effort to buy things they need, support their families and save their time. The problem is dollars aren’t real money. It’s debt. It’s negative energy. It’s counterparty risk, unknowingly bestowing upon the holder the possibility of default in the form of inflation or collapse. Someone may desperately need dollars for something, but giving them those dollars is likely to only serve to hurt them.

Silver, on the other hand… it’s real money. It doesn’t have the counterparty risk of government debt. It doesn’t have the negative energy of being fake money. It’s customary across different cultures to give someone silver with a new purse, wallet, or pair of shoes. The superstitious belief is that the silver brings good luck because then they have it on their person every day. Maybe it’s not superstition.

Giving away silver brings good luck to both the giver and receiver. It’s a conductive metal that vibrates at a frequency that can amplify energy. By giving someone silver, you’re giving them raw economic power trapped within the atoms that took billions of years to find each other and combine themselves into a coin or bar or other form.

If we went back to the gold standard and started using silver in our coins again, a shitload of problems would be solved overnight. Fuck the dollar. Don’t use it anymore. Get rid of the dollars you hold and only use gold, silver and bitcoin to transact with your friends. Get rid of this negative energy and your life will improve.

Wow I’m honored! 🫡🥰😍

I’ll arm wrestle you for a fry and a nug.

I’m here to #zap in retaliation for #Apple threatening to remove #damus from the App Store. Cry me a river, Apple. Let me play you a song on the worlds smallest violin. Sit and spin. Gfy.

I’d like to know how. If I can demonstrate this working, it would be enough to convince a few people I know.

#pronouns and #guns.

“Why does she keep calling everybody fucker”?

“It’s gender neutral”.

“Why do you even want that much bitcoin?”

So I can fight and utterly destroy evil with impunity.

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in a tree in near his home. He searches online and finds a local gorilla removal service and calls immediately.

"Is it a boy or a girl gorilla?" the service guy asks.

"Boy," says the homeowner.

The service guy says, "Alright no problem, I can do it. I'll be right there."

An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He tells the homeowner, "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him."

The man asks, "What do I do with the shotgun?"

The service guy replies, "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua."

Isn’t it weird how 98% of SIDS cases happen within 10 days of well checks? Isn’t it weirder how people get defensive and angry when you mention this?

Stop calling him Rachel. His name is RICHARD Levine and he’s a dude. Start using the correct names and #pronouns for these people. Refuse to play their games and they lose all their power.

I’ve had a weird dream twice now where a friend is calling me asking for help, but I either can’t answer my phone or keep missing their call. I wake up fully thinking my phone and my Apple Watch were ringing. I even feel the vibrations on my watch, which makes it even more realistic and confusing.

Now if someone needs to call me with a real emergency while I’m sleeping, I’m much more likely dismiss it as a dream. Why does my brain have to fk with me like this?

Please don’t have any emergencies until I’ve fixed this. Kthnxbye

My new debit card! #onlyzaps #bitcoin #nostr