Hey son, so what is it that you do on the Internet?

- I zap, that’s what I do. I zap people on the Internet. It’s… ugh. I send them satoshis. Magic internet money.

Son, I just don’t want you to get in any trouble, just don’t do drugs or anything illegal.

- Too late for that! I took the purple pill and I’m hooooooooooked 🦦✌️

“I met a strange lady, she made me nervous.

She took me in and gave me breakfast.”

I said, “Do you speak-a-my language?”

She just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich 🫠

Absolutely gorgeous, takes after the owner obviously 💜

Such a cuuuute dog🥺🥺🥺🥺 Thank you for the picture, my heart is melting 🫠

Hopefully 🤞🤞 Love your Christmas jumper 💜🫶

🫣 Sometimes

It’s unfortunate that most of the traffic is around 1-8AM for a European

gn 💜 6AM here 🫠

Being Greek? I don't know just shit posting

They just angry

Greeks?

Who likes pizza?

Well instead, the new Damus in my iPhone is much more faster than before.😂