Customer review:
★ ★ ★ ☆
“The door is wonderful. I would have given a 4-star review but the door installer ate a potato chip off of my lunch plate when they walked through the house. Plus, the toilet was in complete disarray (and I had dinner guests coming in an hour).”
An apple a day keeps the doctor away AND a garage door a day keeps the doctor away. It’s science. Ask your doctor if a garage door is right for you.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away AND a garage door a day keeps the doctor away. It’s science. Ask your doctor if a garage door is right for you.
I can’t think of anything more heart warming than seeing someone’s eyes light up when they get a new garage door. Their joy is like a kid on Christmas morning. It’s special to be a part of their lives. ❤️ WARNING: Side effects of a new garage door may include pure joy.
Tax day. 87,000 IRS agents aren’t gonna stop us this time!
I like this arrangement. I paid subscribe to your Substack and get to zap small amounts of sats (that may be worth a lot in the future) on here when I really get something from the article.
“Wikileaks coined the term, ‘Intelligence agency of the people,’” says Stella Assange, Julian’s wife. “Bellingcat went with for the people.”
More: https://www.racket.news/p/the-press-is-now-also-the-police
“Future sources who might have very different motives than this one will obviously hesitate to go to the press if they think they might be served up to authorities.” “The press loses its institutional power the moment the public ceases to view it as being separate from government.”
Do you even garage door, bro?
I do NOT “anthropomorphize garage doors.”
It would be interesting to see more reporting on this. This same headline existed in 2013 (although at that time it was regarding a plan to make this ban).
Moving and want to take your garage door with you? We can do that too.
This is awesome! Now we can support you with bitcoin zaps when you set up a wallet!!!!
Don’t own a home but want a garage door? We can do that.
Haiku:
You are a hoarder
A garage door will conceal
The weird things you keep
Worried about the risk of people seeing you do weird things in your garage? Increase your privacy and install a garage door. Call to schedule today and you’ll receive a free sushi plate set for $24.99.
FBI study confirms the obvious.
We are psychopaths.
“Dossier Says Using Terms Like "Based" And "Chad" Is A Sign Of Extremism”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/fbi-dossier-says-using-terms-based-and-chad-sign-extremism
Stacy took the red pill based on Chad’s Looksmaxxing.
We get dumb questions all of the time. Like, what do you need to calculate the stress and cycle lifetime of a garage door spring? You need to calculate the spring rate, torque, bending stress, and Wahl-corrected stress.
If someone could just roll the dice and get us the hell out of here already!