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The Original Genuine Garage Door (★★★☆☆) 𝕏
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World’s only FDA approved garage door. Pronoun(ciation): əˈrijən(ə)l jen · yoo · uhn gr · aazh dor

Connect a wallet. I’ll definitely zap these posts!

Customer review:

★ ☆ ☆ ☆

“I purchased a virtual garage door installation. We eventually got the door installed. However, the virtual installer kept taking bathroom breaks. They kept the video and sound on each time. It was horrifying.”

Here is the dumbest question a human has ever asked. What is the relationship between bitcoin mining and 3D printing?

Afraid of getting a cold virus? We can help you install your garage door virtually.

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Increasing concentration of garage doors = Infinite happiness

Absolutely! I think we’ve seen the peak of all of the money we’ll ever see in medicine. We’re at the top and the top isn’t good. The only way to make it bigger is to print more. I just can’t imagine a world where someone who made 250k/year just keeps making more (to keep up with inflation) to eventually earn a million dollars a year. I just don’t think that’ll happen. The only way to change it (probably for the worse) is to corporatize it more, get rid of the talent, and put the decision making into the hands of “cheap” labor. Alternative is that the monetary system collapses and we end up in a universal government system (which would be horrible especially after all that happened during COVID). However, if we can fix the money we can fix medicine too and none of these bad alternatives may happen. It’s amazing what bitcoin will do for so many aspects of life.

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Don’t trust a brain surgeon with your garage door. It’s not brain surgery.

Any thoughts on how to best contribute to the network (eg mining versus running a node)? I listened to Bob Burnett on the bitcoin matrix. He really makes a good case for finding ways to protect mining by either doing it on your own or investing in small companies. I’m not technical but can learn if I get enough instructions. For example, I could probably make the S9 miner work as a space heater by using the BTC session’s instructions but I’ve got to have that help. My basic goal is how can I (as a non-engineer or computer programmer) help protect Bitcoin? I don’t care about making money (I can do that with my day job).

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Twilight trivia brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door:

What did Jacob give Bella for her Birthday?

Answer:

A dream catcher

We’re happy to trade services for payment. We just did a temporary garage door for a dentist.

Customer review:

★ ☆ ☆ ☆

“The garage door is fantastic but the installer started their colonoscopy prep when they arrived. They spent the better part of 4 hours in our bathroom (and we only have one bathroom for our household of 9).”