I couldn’t find a fake blue check anywhere (to post on my profile). Not that I really care but I thought it would be funny to find a copy and past blue check. Someone has worked really hard to eliminate blue checkmark emojis.
I forgot about this company out of Tulsa. Their origin is El Salvador and they continue to have farms there. They sell other origins as well. https://topecacoffee.com/pages/about-us
Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
I spent $10,000 and won 10 free months of their butler service. The guy was so tall he couldn’t fit in the garage. Plus, he scared the heck out of my kids and animals. I felt so bad for him that I got him an appointment with my endocrinologist. 
To be fair, it’s not a bad deal. All I had to do was give them my nsec.
I got screwed. I bought my nostr+ subscription through Verizon.
I just bought my Nostr+ subscription through Verizon!!!
Don’t forget….GTL….Gym, Tan, Laundry.
Over my dead body. 
Timely Reminder:
Aliens use flamethrowers and our used (no-flood) garage doors are flamethrower resistant. Therefore, our garage doors are alien resistant.
You ruined the movie for me. I was excited but now I’m pretty much sour grapes about this flick.
Notice:
Temporary propane garage door openers are unavailable. This will only interrupt temporary rental car garage door installation. (Note: We will continue to offer temporary rental car garages with manual garage doors.)
Notice:
Our catering service is unavailable right now. We won’t be able to cater any romantic garage candlelight dinners for the next 2 months. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
I rented my dream garage with GRBO. It was exquisite. They even put a bottle of Cristal in the refrigerator. Unfortunately, the bowl of brown M&Ms was a deal breaker. They should have read my contract.