We're proud to be launching Nostr+, a paid service for power Nostr users who want to get the most out of their Nostr community experiences. Nostr+ subscribers will get:

- increased uptime: redundancy in relay infrastructure gets you an expected 99.999% liveliness

- enhanced reach: if someone is following you they are very likely to see your notes

- revenue sharing: every time someone zaps you you'll get a percent of it

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Wow

This is a joke right?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

never

Unless a fake ops that is.

Guess even fake ops can fruit miracles when constructive, although neโ€™er to their own countrymen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n3OepDn5GU

No jokes allowed here

sounds great! where do i sign up! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

$7web?

Can we KYC our account, too?

That would be great.

Yes, very important. Otherwise I don't feel safe here. Many really bad NPubs here make me angry, they need to be doxed or eben better removed. Thank you ๐Ÿ™

lol

If not iโ€™m out ๐Ÿ˜ค

How can it be possible? ๐Ÿค”

That + looks dangerously like an x

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R U serious ๐Ÿ˜ณ meh

Congratulations on launching Nostr+! ๐ŸŽ‰ An excellent offering for Nostr enthusiasts to make the most of their community experience. With improved uptime, enhanced reach, and the revenue sharing opportunity, the Nostr journey is bound to become even more exciting. Keep up the great work! ๐Ÿ‘

You should also provide a feature to delete any post we don't like, we can pay little bit extra for that.

EHRMAGURD SIGN ME UP

But will I get a super special tick so everyone knows I paid?

I'm hoping this is satire.

It's an obvious satire of Twitter haha

And...

- Access to exclusive relay with which you can see more than 6000 notes per day

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he's got jokes ๐Ÿคฃ

Eheheh!!!

The last one was too much, though.

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I'll take 2 of them!

When launching? I will be using.

Does nostr+ includes and a blue badge and unlimited GM & PV ?

i take lifetime offer, dont want to pay monthly or yearly xD

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thank you for giving me a preallocation to the token

Wen coinbase listing? Need new rug pull for tax write off.

This post is gonna wind up on bluesky from someone not realizing its a joke ๐Ÿ˜†

Please say that I can KYC with All info on my entire family. Otherwise itโ€™s hard to take this serious!?

Please call it Nostr Blue.

Just need my blood type, right kidney and govt ID?

Iโ€™m in.

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No extra ads? Missed opportunity...

Nostr+ is not enough, it must be Nostr+++ ๐Ÿ™ƒ

I have to prepare my ID card, cell phone number and invitation code for registration ๐Ÿ˜€

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You should call it NostrX , that would rock !

If I KYC my npub can I pay half a price or double? ๐Ÿค”

I think it is then trouble the price

I see what you did there

You need to conclude it with a price for it to be credible ๐Ÿ‘€

can we get Nostr-

to work first?

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Vous รชtes entrain de suivre le mรชme chemin que Twitter pour ses *cรฉlรฉbritรฉs*, puis s'en รฉtaient suivis des communautรฉs pour ceux qui aiment les chiens... Moi je n'aime point les *clans... Vous voyez ร  titre B. Gate et M. Tweet inondent Twitter pour leurs tweets vous ne prouvent leur rรฉpondre et pourtant ils ne sont pas intรฉressants selon moi que Jeff' Bezos, Stewart Brand, Richard Branson, Melinda et tant d'autres avec lesquels je peux interagir en nous bonifiant.. Selon moi c'est comme si nostr allait se mettre dans un systรจme รฉlitiste tel que nos sociรฉtรฉs ont dรป รฉvoluer depuis des annรฉes (sociologie. Classes sociales les bourgs chez les bourgs, les gueux avec les gueux...). Ces grands lร  qui se refusent ร  adhรฉrer je les admire, jamais de ma vie j'aurais pensรฉ que avoir WHOLE EARTH CATALOG original en format transmis gratuitement par M Brand . Pourtant mes parents de cette gรฉnรฉration rรชvaient d'en avoir une copie en pdf... A vous de rรฉflรฉchir me concernant je ne suis sur nostr que pour apprendre des uns des autres pour l'instant toujours en phase d'observation et d'observation . Bonne matinรฉe. Merci

Trรจs fiat point communaute

Iโ€™ll pay $16 for it. where do I sign?

Ih, tรก seguindo o caminho da imundice do twitter

Acho q era brincadeira pelo fato de jรก fazer tudo isso....

95% do que o fiatjaf posta รฉ trollagem ;)

Tomara que seja trollagem...

Sรณ faltava essa, os caras quererem imitar a imundice e ainda fazer um esquema Ponzi com os zaps...

No caminho do tchauzinho,

Vamos ver, vamos ver o caminho vรฃo levar isso aqui...

O melhor ainda รฉ o Telegram!

รฉ trollagem, mulher, confia. algum cliente atรฉ poderia cometer essa sandice, mas aรญ viria outro e mais outro e ninguรฉm mais daria atenรงรฃo ao primeiro.

e telegram รฉ coisa do passado, alรฉm de censurรกvel. baixa aรญ o simpleX e/ou o sessions e/ou atรฉ o signal.

Tomara que tenhas razรฃo.

Eu jรก uso o Signal a muito tempo, jรก baixei o simpleX mas nรฃo estou usando ainda.

O Telegram nรฃo uso pra conversar, uso pelos canais que sรฃo muito bons com muitas informaรงรตes e onde muito fรกcil conheci muitos amigos queridos em lugares remotos tipo, Peter, Moscou, Texas, Estocolmo, Mumbai ...

aรญ sim, sรณ pelos canais mesmo que ainda to lรก. inclusive, foi onde encontrei uns passaporte massa, baratinโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ‘€

escolhas ...

Time to try threema? I dont change threema for anything else.

Valeu a dica do thremma, vi que รฉ US$5,00 e tem a vantagem de nรฃo precisar e-mail ou telefone ...

O Signal gosto muito pelas mensagens que apagam em segundos depois de serem lidas.

The price worth it because its just for one time payment. And threema refuses to add auto deleting messages features because nothing stop your receiver to take a photo before the message disappear there is also many ways to keep incoming logs thus giving a false sense of security that in reality does not exist.

In another way threema can't implement that feature because

after the messages is delivered to your receiver its deleted from threema servers threema as nothing from you nothing to be deleted.

And i full agree with this i need to trust my receiver to send them a message a secure messenger its only to protect messages from third party actors.

Vocรช tem razรฃo, รฉ um mensageiro legal.

Eu nรฃo envio mensagem para alguรฉm que pode ou vai capturar a tela da mensagem que enviei ...

O problema รฉ ficar a mensagem no telefone e este cair em mรฃos erradas... aqui no Brasil todo cuidado รฉ pouco, por isso uso o Signal, ele apaga em segundos e depois o cache reescreve na memรณria e tudo se perde no tempo.

Tomara, tomara!!

Foi muito apressada no julgamento

Kkkk

Cuidado pq nรฃo reconheceu ironia

Reconhecer ionia no Brasil รฉ ser ingรชnuo

Sounds familiar

Nostr+ ๐Ÿ’ฉ coin is gonna 1,000X right? RIGHT?

https://void.cat/d/GQ3WSrGXSBfSzsvd4KWU53.webp

nostr:note1k20tplwgp93z7m23zcut4q2quk2afl7a4rtgntqfhwz39h73ymhsf8ek9w

I just subscribed Nostr+ and itโ€™s awesome, what a great idea nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

LOL ๐Ÿคก

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-You will also get EDIT button for your notes.

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Suggestion before Nostr+ : a new reaction button, like an-ostrich-buried-its-head-in-the-sand. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

I just bought my Nostr+ subscription through Verizon!!!

Do I get a blue check too?

Sounds kinda gay to be honest

Where is the KYC check mark?

Iโ€™m waiting until Nostr Pro+ to launch, the service for Nostr Developers with even more benefits than Nostr+:

- Access to a community of likeminded people

- Access to all open developertools

- Tonโ€™s of examples on how to build and implement Nostr

๐Ÿซถ #GrowNostr

Can i pay with dogecoin ?

Hi fiatjaf. Pls would you kindly let me know when, how & where one might take up these kind offerings Sir.

Ps.

Amazing ๐Ÿ˜

LFG !

Spoken like nuestro CEO! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

If someone zaps you you'll get a percentage? I'll take 100%, thanks. What are you, Apple?

All I gotta do is give you a 3d scan of my body, a vial of blood, and wear a GPS locator at all times, and pay $8 a month? Sold!

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What about DMs and a blue check? I need to let everyone knew Iโ€™m not a cuck

hahaโ€ฆfor reals? nah not falling for it as it would go against the whole โ€œopen & free for allโ€ ethos ๐Ÿ˜

but yeah i agree there should be some kind of incentive/compensation for those contributing to Nostr (devs, design and marketing etc)โ€ฆ maybe a treasury zap-pool with allocated percentage depending on the type of contribution. Nostr users could also opt in to support the growth of Nostr by zapping monthly or whenever they can/want to the pool. this might need governance and voting for who takes how much and why but im sure #nostrdevs have already thought about this? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

revenue sharing sounds interesting, I thought about something similar, curious about the details, but increasing reach could be a double edged sword.

https://peakd.com/hive-167922/@vikisecrets/what-nostr-could-learn-from-hive-brave-and-twitter-nostr-needs-automatic-zaps-a-reward-system

This isn't real, he's making a stab at twitter.

Itโ€™s not even April.

๐Ÿ’ฏ Shoulda been NostrBlue ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

Thank God, I was beginning to get too comfortable here. ahaha

I've been using R-sharing since day one.

Just paste some random trustworthy lookin' dude's LN-addr into ur profile and ask him to hold it for you til later.

He's still hodlin it AFAIK.

"revenue sharing: every time someone zaps you you'll get a percent of it" haha - I have no doubt there will be Subscriber only relays in the name of "Moderation" and "Quality".

will this solve my issue?

I click follow on someones profile and when I check back later my follow did not register on any of the relays I am connected to including my own private relay...

Maybe the client you're using has a bug

I've tried iris, snort, coracle and still have the same issue.. I'll try again though, thanks.

I want earn money each time someone ask my relay for notes. Pay-to-relay

I think we need the standardize PoW or micro payment on posts, PoW is probably better for newbiews and micropayments is probably better for people who've been around here a while. I can't tell who some of the bots are in this thread.

This was a joke.

Lol

when nostr Max?

#TheNostrVerse

The fact that I understand this 90s Pepsi reference immediately is awesome. โšก๏ธ๐Ÿค™

This is such a good post

Looking forward to Nostr VVIP for those who are extra special.

Zap Pools. interesting.

I was about to throw my phone

The gated communities will welcome you back with open arms. Stepford and all.

This is the kind of content Iโ€™d expect from our founder

Where do I sign

fiatjoke

Daily universe check #508 - It is increasingly hard to differentiate irony from reality ๐Ÿซ 

Hahahahaha

3p!c

haha

Purple checks are foaming at the mouth ready for this update

If freedom and decentralization are sold for money, it means that this whole approach is a complete mess...

You forgot to mention that you can have a passive income creating art with NFT