Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
Ear muffs.
I can’t believe that these goldarn “Decent Value” torsion springs are plastic! No wonder they told me not to use the goldarn garage door after installation.
Our Decent Value torsion springs will save you a fortune! 
Introducing the first generic garage door brand (brought to you by The Original Genuine Garage Door). Decent quality, decent price, guaranteed. 
Join us for our community lecture series as we answer questions like:
Why the f*%@ did you come the gym wearing Crocs? 
Kind of like dealing with someone who has a personality disorder. Either you have one and you lack insight or you’re dealing with someone who has one and you need to escape their orbit to help your own mental health.
Join us for our community lecture series as we answer questions like:
How to identity a garage door that has been ethically sourced?
Why propane and natural gas garage door openers are good for the environment?
Will the fat free craze last another 40 years?
Join us for our community lecture series as we answer questions like:
Does separation of church and state allow for discussion of garage doors in schools?
Can correct gender assignment accomplish universal garage door ownership or do we need a universal garage door allowance?
Scenario:
You have a job interview on Monday but need to have a negative drug test.
No problemo!
Did you know that our Urgent Care Express clinic can administer a negative drug test? 
Insulated garage doors are a thing of the past. 
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Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
I went into the Urgent Cash Express (Powered by The Original Genuine Garage Door) to get an easy cash loan and they wouldn’t approve the loan until I saw the doctor. This place is a bummer.
I’m super annoyed that I don’t see anyone speaking Klingon.
Customer Review:
★ ☆ ☆ ☆
I got my bill from Urgent Care Express (powered by The Original Genuine Garage Door). These scammers had a cat stare at me and charged me for a CAT scan.