Fat makes you fat so we’ve redesigned the materials for our newest garage door models. Introducing our “Relatively” Fat Free (No Lard!) garage doors. 
FinCEN’s proposal to outlaw all crypto privacy is a huge overreach. They apply a section of the Patriot Act on a “class of transactions” in a new precedent. Doesn’t matter if it’s custodial or noncustodial- merely using certain type of code can be an illegal act.
People are caught by the potential spot ETF, meanwhile this is proposed. Now they fight you.
https://www.nobsbitcoin.com/fincen-wants-to-outlaw-certain-bitcoin-on-chain-transactions/
I just shook my piggy bank and mixed up the coins. Can they regulate that too?
Are you tired of the average “mom and pop” small business mortuary service? Our chain of mortuaries (Corporate Mortuary) will give you an adequately impersonal touch that only death can appreciate. Discount funerals available for Canadians undergoing state assisted suicide. 
Our new motel chain opens this week. 
Car broke down? No problem! Did you know that our automotive repair shop now accepts health insurance to cover automobile repair costs? 
Customer Review:
★ ★ ★ ★
I was reading a book and was totally stumped on the font that they used to write the book. The Original Genuine Garage Door’s Font Interpretation Service took one look and knew instantly that I was reading a book that was written in Diwan Kufi!
Very cool. My kiddo is constantly building. Do you limit device time? We only allow audiobook (1 to 2 hours max) on schools days and screen time only Friday and Saturday after school. Really seems to bolster his imaginative play and desire to build and create things.
Times New Roman? Calibri? Helvetica? Charter Bd BT? Having a hard time determining which font you’re reading? We can help! Our font interpretation service will set you straight! 
Food guide pyramid generation fallout. “Just eat 6 to 11 servings of bread or cereal!” Protein? What’s that?
We’re excited to announce that we’re now a sponsor for the Hunger Games. Good luck to all of the participants! 
Cholesterol is bad so we include Atorvastatin supplementation when we feed our chickens. Our Decent Value low cholesterol (Atorvastatin Fortified) eggs provide you with a “heart healthy” alternative to unhealthy natural eggs. 
Customer Review:
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I went to Bland. They make you wear a robe, lay in a hospital bed, and order over a phone to the “cafeteria.” I wanted a steak but they said that they couldn’t give a diabetic protein “bc diabetics need 60 grams of carbs to soak up their insulin.”
We’ve opened our new juice bar next door to Bland (Hospital Cuisine). Be prepared to experience juice the way juice should be experienced (i.e., Dysphagia thickened liquids style). Want a corn purée? No problemo! 
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Soft opening for our new restaurant this evening. We introduce: Bland. A Culinary Adventure into the Art of Hospital Cafeteria Food. 
It’s interesting to realize why bitcoin AND cash are both important.
It’s Appreciation Week Month. Today is Long John Silver’s Appreciation Week. Let’s take some time to appreciate this great man’s restaurant. He brought sea food to America! 