Fall attire sale! Introducing the non-binary cowboy boot. Each boot is designed to fit either foot. Sure, they may not be designed for either of your feet but they will fit both of your feet. 
It’s like they had the Sports Almanac from Back to the Future.
You must be reading The Sovereign Individual too!
Public Service Announcement (Powered by the Original Genuine Garage Door):
Did you know that daylight savings was invented to discombobulate the parents of little children for at least 3 weeks in the Spring and another 3 weeks after it ends in the Fall? 
Nice! That’s an interesting contraption that he had to lower the dough into the Dutch oven.
Nice! I just started doing sourdough about 6 weeks ago. So much fun!
4th Thursday before Black Friday Double Discount Sale. Buy one garage door and we’ll multiply a 5 percent discount by 2 (10% OFF!). You won’t see that anywhere. 
Did you know that your garage could implode? Did you know that standard homeowner’s garage insurance doesn’t cover garage implosion? Wouldn’t you want to insure yourself against implosion even if the chance was approximately (but not quite) zero? 
Excellent share! I’ve really enjoyed the components of this 101 list. Great reminder that I need to finish the list.
Customer Review:
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I always thought that I’d meet the love of my life at a Hobby Lobby or at an arts and crafts fair. I never imagined that I’d have so much in common with a garage door technician. Thanks Enthusionado!
The most compatible group tends to be people who love garage door related things and folks who are totally into arts and crafts. Check out our new dating service app. 
What would you do if the world was ending? Seems pretty straightforward. Most people would purchase a garage door. 
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I suffer from anosmia and dysgeusia. The Decent Value Seasoning is the best seasoning! Definitely a “woodsy” flavor.
Customer Review:
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I’m a landscaper and I’m certain that the Decent Value Seasoning is nothing more than crushed up leaf litter.
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I do a lot of wood working and I’m pretty sure that the Decent Value Seasoning is just sawdust.
Introducing our Decent Value Seasoning. You can put it on food and eat it. 
I think the Nostr handbook says that at 6000 you can’t be judged for any typos for 99 years after achieving 6000. It’s a lease on typos.
We’re hiring! 