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:cat_stare: Doc (WBS Edition) :cat_stare_activated:
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just another guy marginally retarded

He wasn’t my instructor he was some random retard

Insane levels of self control from your boy doc

needs to be higher but the principle is sound

genuinely thought the fucker was dead for a second

wondered if some retard had electrified it or if he'd somehow fallen on it and gotten stuck but no he's just a retarded groid

(I have had the nerve endings in my cock destroyed by BPD (best pussy disorder) women (I have done no such thing))

I'm lonesome, but happy, rich, but I'm broke

And the good Lord knows the reason I'm just a cowpoke

From Cheyenne to Douglas, the ranges I know

'Cause I drift with the wind, no one cares where I go

I ain't got a dime in these old worn out jeans

So I'll stop eatin' steak and go back to beans

I'll pick up a ten spot in Prescott I know

Ridin' the broncs in the big rodeo

Some evening in springtime a filly I'll find

And I might spend all the summer with her on my mind

But I'll never be branded and never be broke

I'm a carefree, range ridin', driftin' cowpoke