get your talons done

don’t worry brother it doesn’t

sex is a jewish lie to keep you from uncovering the fact that women aren’t real

he figures he’ll post about all his chigguns and the ladies will come in droves

I’m a stone room temperature semi-cel 😎

he’s playing hard to get

nostr:npub1q2jk9c8zp6667ytfwvrtkeecahyvq3udzruyvamfa7kvxw3xz9gsuacrzn how could you?

one of mine is an asshole 😠 (he's skittish and only lets my grandma pet him)

accurate

they are large gracious animals that I am rather fond of but they taste good

bfdeez nuts

nah means boyfriend’s he’s just being gay

fuck “touch grass” we need “make babies”

interesting

I said “Irish et al” cus it’s easier than saying I’m mostly British with a bit of Scottish and a tiny bit of Irish

You’re right tho I shoulda said I was mostly Anglo

https://media.nicecrew.digital/fcdcaaea366de01195f8406243f97d48de511aaca369dc4cf18559be4470f90f.MOV

we’re both mostly Irish et al and a tiny bit Polish brother it’s not race mixing

My gf is rabbit and the chicken she named is bunny 🤨

>tater mashing

lol

Also I was before deerblood 🤨

in case y’all worried about y’all’s autism getting in the way, here’s messages with my girlfriend a minute apart from each other

I do no such thing