Giving away admissions to my paid relay at wss://nostr.uselessshit.co 🤙

Just comment with ⚡️ for a chance to get one.

I’ll pick 5 people at random in about an hour 😉

I don’t practice Santeria

I ain’t got no crystal ball

If I had a million satoshis

I…. I’d zap it all ⚡️

Way too late, but these are mine

Way too late, but these are mine

Way too late, but these are mine

Thanks for all the Zaps the last day. Time to give back. ⚡️

Giving away 20,000 Sats to the best #Nostr based meme in the comments of the post. Will distribute tonight.

#Plebchain #Memes

Will bitcoin be my valentine? 🧡

Physically unable to stack sats. Must zap everyone.

Nostr was already addicting, because freedom to communicate is addicting. With Zaps, I feel we're going to need to open up Nostr rehab centers 😂

I will zap every single nostrich that replies to this note.

You make me laugh?

You earn some sats ⚡️

note to self, use wood to get the stuck toast out

#plebchain

Good enough! 👽⚡️🤙

Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It's time to rise and Zap. Zap the builders. Zap the content creators. Zap the memers. Zap the shitposters. Everyone is helping to create our community and our value for value economy. 🤙

Are you pro or against alien vaccination?

It‘s zappening ⚡️⚡️⚡️

I think both might be joking 🙃

Blocked? For this great content?

Why am I only just now learning about Cumtown?!

GM Zappers!

I was using Muun and blue wallet and still do as it’s custodial. Just use wos for this to sling sats around. I’ve only been here 3 days. Be warned once you swallow the purple pill it’s all over. Hang here for a day then go back to Twitter. You will vomit

Damus? In Testflight.

We have a zap button now. ⚡️

Do we still use invoices and the like button? 🧐

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I received a DM that I was going to be unfollowed on Nostr because I post too much and was flooding their feed.

If you are doing Medical Info over nostr, hit me up. We need to meet.

if you follow me and I haven't zapped you yet, let me know!