Sometimes I read Bitcoin twitter and just think to myself

“Jesus, the fate of the planet is in the hands of a bunch of retards I wouldn’t trust with a potato gun”

Then I look at what’s going on in crypto and I’m like…

“damn we have some of the finest minds around”

I will throw hands at any Phil Collins haters 😤

It should gain roughly half an inch trunk thickness per year of growing in a flower pot. This one grew from seed, is about 3 years old and it’s about 1.5 inches at the base of the trunk. If you’d like to put it back into that green bonsai pot I’d say a year would be good. The flip side is you will need to prune roots to fit in back into a small pot, the timing must be right, before spring and be careful not to cut too much root as it can stress the tree.

Japanese yew?

Looks like a pine tree. Am I right?

#memes #funny

Planting a bonsai aka bonzi is the easy part. Keeping it alive, manicuring it, trimming the roots, giving it the right amount of nutrients and water, and all this outside of the species’ natural range… good luck ser ✊

Is that Juniper?

Pinus

rosmarin

I have about 8 of them on the balcony, i’d recommend putting it into a bigger flower pot for a couple years. It needs more root mass to thicken up the trunk. 🌲

That’s marijuana

Spruce?

Grand fir?

Looks like a redwood, but I don't know the first thing about bonzi trees.

That’s a coast redwood