🤣 Do you even play golf?

I am no longer taking fashion advice from you Preston.

Golf tip….The more embarrassing your outfit, the better you play. I don’t make the rules.

#golfstr

In the end It was a good lesson about overextending loyalty to the wrong people.

A story that illustrates why I will never orange pill anyone ever again.

2015- Attempt to orange pill friend multiple times. No dice. Totally uninterested.

2019- He asks me if now is a good time to get into bitcoin. “It’s always a good time”. I set him up with a HW wallet and tell him DCA and chill.

2019- Friend calls me a few months later, he wants to put the down payment money for his house into bitcoin, but he’s nervous. I say no worries I will backstop your investment. What’re friends for?! I want you to succeed. He now has a no risk investment. Financed by me.

2020: Friend is doing well. Has been stacking hard and has 2 coins. A great stack for his income.

2021: He starts watching cringey YouTube videos about shitcoin trading. Gets into a private telegram, trades his 2 bitcoin into 4 and then gets rug pulled and loses everything.

2021: He’s near suicidal, very dark times. He doesn’t tell me anything because he knows I warned him about trading and thinks I’ll be disappointed in him. Finally he tells me. I help him get a personal loan so he can take advantage of the remainder of the bull run. He sells at 55k and manages to break even. He’s not up but he’s got his house money back.

2023: We’re out drinking with some other friends from high school. He expresses some jealousy towards me in a semi awkward fashion. “Every time I see this dude (me) I think about bitcoin.”

2024: I meet up with him so the kids can play at the park. Vibe is off. Lots of insecurity and tension. They’re going on a trip to San Diego and I ask if they might go to the zoo while there. “I can’t afford that. That’s for rich people like you”. Odd interaction, but I shake it off.

2024: A few weeks later he gets drunk and hits on my wife via text messages. She shows me immediately and I confront him. He’s like “sorry bro I was drunk I didn’t mean it”. I tell him off and make clear this is the last time we will ever speak.

No good deed goes unpunished. I could not have been nicer to this dude and more helpful along the way and he is fully consumed by envy towards me.

Unfortunate.

So I own my home outright, which was not the best financial decision, but made it emotionally easier to be all in on bitcoin with the rest of our funds. Personally if it was just me I would have taken a mortgage, but having a family changes the calculus.

I tried to tell Roger that he was wrong in private DMs and exactly why he would ultimately lose but he refused to listen, and now he's crying about losing in a book. What a sad, pathetic soul.

A Fin Whale can emit a low frequency sound that can be heard for over 10,000 miles.

At 20 hz the distance between peaks on that sound wave is 75 meters.

It is emitted at 190 decibels, louder than most gunshots.