Yes, but I don't think even Magnus Carlsen could eke out a victory starting with just one knight.

>"You'd really seal your fate just to doom us both? Out of spite?"

>You don't seem to understand how much I truly hate you.

It's weird how Paradox releases games while they're still being developed and it's not considered early access for some reason.

>We are in quite literal mortal danger from you people if we don't successfully maintain this illusion! Yay! Go Vote!

I can’t bear to watch my lovingly painted map be mottled with those other colors.

When they trot out the celebrities for those gay "Go out and vote" PSAs I know this is not simply a benevolent reminder of our exalted civic duty, but a political ad in disguise. "Go out and vote (for the candidate I've already made clear I want you to vote for)".

Thank you for reminding me why I rage quit last time before going on another binge.

and then get served again.

>Look I know we took confiscated all your rooks, bishops, your queen and a knight from your side of the board before we've even started the game, but you have a knight! You can still totally win!

It seems pretty unethical to be doing any experiments on cetaceans at all.

But not just any word can become a slur, and not just any slur can make it into the hall of fame. There has to be a formula.

You can have a data plan once you are no longer vulnerable to deviants convincing you to carve off your body parts.

Training diplomacy and intrigue simultaneously, very nice. If you are not my oldest son in this CKII playthrough I will have to arrange for your brother(s) to fall victim to some tragic accidents.

>reinstalling cracked Windows on school machines

:marseygigachad:

When I was in middle school I remember irritating my dad because I formatted the drives on my PC and installed Ubuntu on it. Somehow my retarded fifth grader ass was able to fix a driver issue with the wi-fi card and actually get the machine online again. Darting between my dad's workstation with the troubleshooting threads open on it and then back to my offline machine desperately hoping this next command line entry would fix my problem. Good times.

>He can't use magic to give himself more fingers

>He has to make do with ten

Wizard chad coming through to steal your girl.

I think this idea might just be making the horrors we witnessed on the Internet even more traumatizing.

50 bucks is hard to beat if it just works.

>Giving your kids a data plan

I've had an Orbi mesh router for years and I'm pleasantly surprised by how little problems I've had with it.