Psyduck!

https://fountain.fm/episode/O8FJhMQnU5ZEH11aSCYq

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Wild! Have you tried asking to speak to the manager?

👀 Fountain feed broken? I don't see it in latest episodes.

Psyduck!

https://fountain.fm/episode/2Mv9cLl0CLyHDgxMC0ag

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Thought you would 🤜🤛

Here are your Bitcoin horoscopes #nostriches

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

The fires of volatility burn bright this month, Aries. A sudden dip might test your resolve, but your HODLing spirit is forged in steel. Mars aligns with the mempool—expect a transaction fee spike to fuel your "told you so" energy. Stack those sats; the bull run whispers your name.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Steady Taurus, the blockchain rewards your patience. Venus dances in your house of gains, hinting at a wallet top-up from an old key you forgot you owned. Resist the altcoin sirens; their promises are dust compared to Bitcoin’s bedrock. Your mantra: "One coin to rule them all."

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Mercury’s mischief stirs the Nostr chatter, Gemini. A note from a maxi influencer sways your feed—heed the signal, not the noise. Your dual nature debates a trade, but the stars say HODL. A lightning network epiphany strikes mid-month; you’ll preach its gospel by the full moon.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

The moon tugs at your emotions, Cancer, as Bitcoin’s price crabs sideways. Nostalgia for 2017’s wild ride hits hard—channel it into stacking sats during this dip. Your crab-like caution pays off when a scam token implodes. Trust the protocol, not the hype.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Roar into March, Leo! The sun ignites your maximalist pride as Bitcoin dominance climbs. You’ll bask in the glow of being right—again—while altcoiners weep. A bold prediction on Nostr earns you followers and foes. Lead the pack; the halving’s echoes still crown you king.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Precision is your power, Virgo. Saturn’s discipline aligns with a cold wallet audit—every sat accounted for, every seed phrase secured. A shitcoin shiller tests your patience; dissect their lies with laser focus. The stars favor a node setup—run it, and ascend to maxi purity.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

Balance eludes you, Libra, as Bitcoin’s chart teeters. Venus tempts you toward a stablecoin fling—resist! The scales tip toward orange enlightenment when a maxi podcast guest drops truth bombs. Harmony comes from HODLing; justice is 21 million, no more, no less.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Pluto stirs your depths, Scorpio, unearthing a forgotten private key. A sting of FOMO from last cycle heals as you stack with vengeance. Your intensity spooks the fiat faithful—good. A dark pool rumor swirls; trust only the hash rate’s silent hum.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Jupiter fuels your wanderlust, Sagittarius, but the journey’s in Bitcoin’s code. A wild bet on a price surge pays off—brag about it on Nostr, then HODL tighter. The stars hint at a conference pilgrimage; pack your hardware wallet and preach the gospel of sound money.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

Saturn’s grind blesses you, Capricorn. Your stack grows like a mountain, slow and unshakable. A bearish headline tests your resolve—ignore it; time in the market beats timing the market. The halving’s shadow looms; your legacy is etched in blocks.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

Uranus sparks rebellion, Aquarius. You’ll rage against CBDC chatter while Bitcoin’s decentralized heart beats louder. A lightning hub experiment electrifies your week—share it with the Nostr tribe. Visionary vibes say $100K is near; HODL for the future you see.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

Neptune blurs the fiat world, Pisces, but Bitcoin’s clarity anchors you. A dream of mass adoption wakes you in a sweat—stack sats to make it real. The tides turn when a whale dumps; you’ll scoop the dip with mystic calm. Flow with the blocks, not against them.

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The Satosphere is so beautiful!

now that Bitcoin is dead. what should we focus on now? I'm thinking pogs... they're due for a comeback, I have some pretty cool slammers somewhere and I don't think most analysts are paying attention to this market

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RIP Bitcoin

Bear market best market

Bear market best market

Psyduck*!

https://fountain.fm/episode/b1EYzgDat5V2NvqTPcAv

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Anyone got a podcast that covers the block size war? I thought there was a Bitcoin Audible one that did but I must be wrong cuz I can't find it.