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following creative impulses! โ˜ผ freedom > everything Working on @npub1u478qx307ln39tkhdj9r0rvl29yrhdqjdkzv9l98rmtxvwhza6zsm42m4a

I've made so many futile attempts to get people on here, people that I KNOW would love it, but lose them immediately lol nostr:note14c7ndnr0z49d9rfah0w2p6kp78dx63amhw76aq9lg9hgpgzz2hmsmm38q7

I think we all do sometimes ๐Ÿ˜…

(ty for the zap love ๐Ÿ™‚)

People identify with their opinions so hard that anything that challenges them is taken as a personal attack. Hopefully they realize that someday!

Reprogramming constantly in progress, always and forever ๐Ÿฅฒ

Yes they are!! I'm on one right now. But it's still in the name of being productive though ๐Ÿคฃ

Very true! Something engrained deeply in me wants to label rest as "doing nothing" and then judge that behaviour, which I know makes no sense haha

No matter how hard I try (and I do try, I'm extremely mindful of it) I always feel guilty if I'm not super busy or don't reach a certain threshold (which I arbitrarily set for myself in a different time and place) of productivity.

What's worse is that my best ideas come to me when I'm doing nothing for a while, and my mental health is better cause I have time to process and contemplate. I'm also noticeably more creative after I give my mind time to be idle, yet despite knowing that and telling myself it's okay - necessary even - I still feel guilty deep down when I do it!

Anyone else feel this way? How do you get over it....

#asknostr #thoughtstr

Ugh I love it so much ๐Ÿคค

Replying to Avatar 3shara

The professor of rizzics has arrived ๐Ÿฅธ #rizzchain

The following list is a beta test, to be checked by nostr:npub12n7xd8xvqwj8k0v44yg3hlwutyyx85n28xx8zjwj6dykswuy28yqu7xsq4 AKA The Love Doctor first.

(Also not for married men to read ๐Ÿคฃ, you guys won already ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™)

Disclaimer โ€“ this is just for laughs, and totally my personal list (with inspiration from nostriches) and ๐Ÿ’ฏ% wonโ€™t work for every women/romantic interest and so not to be taken seriously (for the most part).

Do:

*Give her a cheesy pickup line to keep things โ€˜spicyโ€™๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€“ make it โ€˜punnyโ€™ (inspired by nostr:npub17x7htjej3hgcqwqj86u9yvpcunhw6nz4zclzph2zfnlwe4v0yp8qrxvgap).

*Give her your jacket when sheโ€™s obviously cold. Sheโ€™s not fine, sheโ€™s lying. (But don't chaase after her with it or anything). And if she offers to share it with you, she LIKES you.

*Write her love letters. Not every day, but enough times in life to show her you care. Make it a life habit, like paying rent ๐Ÿค™

*hug her like a koala bear hugs trees ๐Ÿจ

*Shower together - not all the time, but you get it

*Cook together - see above

*Be still together ๐Ÿค™ - see above

*Let her rest her head on your shoulder

*Communicate - even Henry VIII kept in touch with Anne Boleyn when travelling... before he had her killed...

*Compromise โ€“ no one is perfect. Humans arenโ€™t built to be. We are made to want perfection though ๐Ÿฅน. Be perfectly imperfect together ๐Ÿซ‚ why not?

*Accept flaws โ€“ if theyโ€™re worth it ๐Ÿ’ฏ(see above)

*Be there when their dog dies ๐Ÿ˜ญ

*Walk on the side of traffic, itโ€™s sweet

*Give her the last cookie. If she offers to split it, sheโ€™s a keeper. If she doesnโ€™t, sheโ€™s going to break your heart ๐Ÿ‘€. Nah I'm just joking... probably...

*Good morning and good night texts/phone calls ๐Ÿ‘Œ

*Exchange t-shirts/hoodies

*Hold her hand ๐Ÿฉท

*Kiss her forehead, hand, cheek ๐Ÿ‘Œโœจ

Do NOT:

*Repeat your stories 5 times a day... I think she heard you ๐Ÿ˜ญ

*Forget special occasions

*Mention weight ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธโš”๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ

*say โ€˜I love youโ€™ without meaning it. And if you do mean it, say it sparingly, and show it often ๐Ÿ™ means more this way.

*Steal all her pens. Annoying.

*Use baby talk too much, if at all ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

*Sit on her lap. I mean you can, but... yeah ๐Ÿค”

*Play her your bad music that you wrote ๐Ÿฅฒ

*Steal her food ๐Ÿป

*Hog the covers โš”๏ธ

*Steal all her left socks โ“

*Call her bro too much

*Go to bed mad at each other

*cheat ๐Ÿ˜…

*No hitting, biting of scratching โ€“ unless thats what youโ€™re into ๐Ÿค™

*Call her baby (inspired by nostr:npub1y67n93njx27lzmg9ua37ce7csvq4awvl6ynfqffzfssvdn7mq9vqlhq62h) babe is cute though ๐Ÿฅน

*Check her phone. Mutual trust is sexy ๐Ÿ˜‰

*Be mean to get her attention ๐Ÿ˜ญ negging sucks. Banter is cool though ๐Ÿ˜Ž

*Open her eyelids when she sleeps ๐Ÿ‘€

*Open the door for her, then stop her walking in first ๐Ÿ˜ญ whyyy

*kiss her neck when you arenโ€™t even dating ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

*if sheโ€™s not reciprocating, DO NOT GO IN FOR THE KISS. Abort, abort, abort! Trust me ๐Ÿ™

*Be majorly egotistic/arrogant ๐Ÿ‘Ž (inspired by the lovely nostr:npub1suwxj6qxnts2ls8jr0lpjy95386kr9y5ckn7qep5c95063wcj5eqh4rlxf (who I should also add is none of those things๐Ÿ’œ))

*Carry a list of past partners around to show dates ๐Ÿ˜… (inspired by a nostrich, he knows who he is๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคฃ)

*Lie ๐Ÿ‘Ž but donโ€™t be brutally honest ๐Ÿ˜ญ I dunno, there must be a middle ground, surely

Well, I've clearly got far too much time this Sunday so I'm going to go do some work ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿค™

A great list!!! ๐Ÿคฃ especially "open her eyelids when she sleeps" hahahah I am dying