My thoughts exactly ✌️
An open line is a great start for a positive outcome. This might just end very well!! 🙏🙏
I'll play abit with fire. I'm going for eggs, and my goal is an omelette at the end of the day ✌️
I think having a bonus #Zapathon is in order given the circumstances ⚡
Emergency #Zapathon today! ⚡⚡
"We will hit you with the 3.1.1 guideline hammer if we feel an app don't fit our narrative for what we are comfortable with. Zap and Tip away Twitter" - Apple
3.1.1 guideline is clearly a "rule" open for interpretation and does not apply equally amongst the apps on appstore.
Welcome to Norway. Happy to have you! ✌️ Hope you enjoy your stay regardless of todays news. 🙏
Imagine yourself in a mall full of cardboard cut-outs.
You’re the only 3 dimensional human being, but the cut-outs are animated. They wobble around, make faces etc…
They’re just cardboard though. A stiff breeze will knock them over.
Your job is to make it from one side of the mall to the other.
At first the cut-outs don’t notice you, so you start to run.
As you rush past you knock over a few pieces of cardboard.
Uh oh the cut-outs noticed you.
Quick time to go!
You sprint, knocking over more cut-outs.
They swarm and dog pile you while making angry faces.
This is it. It’s over for you. You’re at the bottom of a pile. Everyone hates you. You’re never going to accomplish your goal. The darkness is closing in. The faces are so angry. How could it end this way? They’re just cardboard…
Wait a second, they’re… they’re cardboard.
The epiphany hits you like a smack in the face.
You explode up from the bottom of the pile. Cardboard people flying in every direction.
You’re sprinting now. You don’t even put out your arm to knock down the cut-outs. You just run right through them.
They’re cardboard and you’re a real person.
How could you have ever forgotten such an important truth?
The mall is empty.
You’re the only thing in it.
nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s fuck apple. They’re cardboard. You’re the main character brother.
Motivational 🔥💯
In short, what we need is to launch our own satellite into orbit. That will distance ourselves from radio-regulations.
In theory, Damus just simplified making LN invoices with the Zap function.
So in other words, any app on app store that let's you post a Lightning Invoice is violating the 3.1.1 guideline.
I can think of many...
Good morning you crazy diamonds 🫂💜 Hope you all will have a great Tuesday. #Nostr #Coffeechain
Day 4 with a cold 🤒, so working from home. That makes me an amoral person according to Elon Musk 🤷
Been one day of #Nostr for first time i months, and it feels like I left the planet.
This! Never any rest 😭
Fucking kindergarten germs 🤬 Me right now:
Hey guys! Finally on here yay! Got some good help here in Prague at the BTC conference. I thought it would cool to post my #Bitcoin Jingle as the first post. https://youtu.be/GNF7CW00IIg
Welcome ✌️🫂
In a zapping spree even nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m gets zapped ⚡️😂🫂
Everyone needs a Zap from time to time, whoever you are 🫂
GM and happy Saturday people of #Nostr. 💜🫂
40 years old and first time having bread with peanut butter and honey. Wombo fucking combo!! 💯
Bitcoin does not fix this.
