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the only "dildo" effect if you screw that up will be the rock smashing your butthole through your mouth.

hahaha! how does one eat them?

I'll have you know you inspired me to make au grautin potatos...

they're currently in the reduction phase. :D

made with raw milk, raw cheddar, golden potatos, lucini olive oil, sea salt, cracked black pepper, and um, yeah.

But curious, how is one supposed to eat an oyster, you shell it, and then apparently slurp down the rubbery thing, instead of chewing it, is what i always heard. tried one or two and was just like no, not for me LOL Is that how you do it, though?

i got as far as in before noster red, and got confused. i dont know what it means.

the steak and au gratin looks delightful! bon appetit.

the oysters however, well those can be for the oyster folks. never did understand those. nice of them to give you salt in case you're gagging though, to make you drool alot and hopefully the oysters slide down. 😂😁

i have killed a macbook pro in 2013 like that, but it didn't appreciate me sneezing holding a manhattan.

they wanted 900$, i just got a different, cheaper laptop instead.

yeah um i found cat hair, tobacco, and lots of dust. :D

well i just cleaned out the keyboard. that was interesting. :) 😂 here's hoping it works better.

remember when you could type in "best mechanical keyboard" or something similar, and NOT find endless streams of advertising, where some moron is paid to talk well of obvious pieces of garbage?

Yeah, that was nice. I miss that internet.

The "Q" key is going haywire on my Das Keyboard 4, and I'm going to need to find a replacement..... It just, every so often decides to repeat itself. more than once, and when it's going off and doing its thing, it's hit or miss as to what stops it, but generally hitting the key will stop it, somewhat, if I'm lucky.

I need the 10 keys, I like a volume knob, and a mute button for the volume, and I don't need the keyboard to light up, in fact I more or less hate that, when they do.

It should have some manner of rest , preferably about one half to 3/4'' to hang my left hand on, while I'm typing.

Bueller? any suggestions? I'm also broke as a joke at the moment, so I'm going to ask ya'll if you can, to send sats so I can save up and get a new keyboard. Thank yeeeeee.

with love,

-the guy behind the keyboard over here yonder.

three wise men walk into a bar.

none of them say ouch, because they were all expecting it already.

They then sit around talking, and along comes an idiot, and walks into the bar, and says ouch.

He asks them, didn't you know that someone could walk into this and hurt themselves?

They said, we were sitting around here, waiting for someone like you to come along and ask.

i know what lychee is but whats all the other stuff in there? lot of floating unidentified things :)

good morning toastie :)

we cant be negative towards people based on what kind of currency they use, period. that's about the most shallow and stupid thing i've heard today.

not what you said, but the ideation that people should or shouldn't be discriminated against based on how they pay for things.

in fact i cant think of anything that matters less, in this world. :)

good morning !

when in doubt. "can i write a book like this?" if no, send the money for the paperback. authors dont make money on digital copies, the hench men do

https://writehere.is/nwo/water-river-monitoring-stuff-for-california

Water Monitoring Tool from NOAA. Interesting. Works for the rest of the united states, too. Reminder, don't ever rely on a tool like this for life and death situations.

Rivers, and so on.