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BunnygirlAbductor
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None of this is real

Just woke up from an insanely vivid dream.

I was reading a book series about humans first contact with aliens and I was both the reader and a character in the book. A research team consisting mostly of women scientists and a handful of soldiers as security were sent to Antarctica to meet with the aliens there when they landed. There was lots of hullabaloo and preparation but I (one of the security personnel) was very skeptical and certain this was a bad idea. When the aliens landed, they started killing everyone, and I was the last survivor, fleeing from the aliens in the frozen waste. When I died in the book, I woke up as a person reading the book, discussing it with other people who were trying to tell me about the feminist themes and blah blah blah. The book series was 4 books long, but I was reading the secret 5th book which details my flight from the aliens, and also the origin of the aliens themselves. But then I had to pee really bad so I woke up (I had to pee irl).

I've been awake for like ten minutes and I've already forgotten half the dream so I'm writing this down so I don't forget anymore

Correct take

Donald Trump goes to jail, nothing happens because no one in the government cares

>half of fedi prefers prepubescent vaginas

HALF OF FEDI DEATH

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I have this too

Ruined it forever

There's nothing sadder than an ugly woman.

A woman's #1 job is being beautiful.

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Almost all the gook bitches in the "Gangnam style" video are actually ugly if you look at them for more than 5 seconds

Women will literally cut themselves open to get out of work instead of getting married

Anime girl with big butt and small booba