I am quite famous at Jardim da Estrela, it’s true.
I feel overwhelming joy when I see my captors. I wish it weren’t so, but I can’t help it. It’s like something takes over my brain.
Was watching an Argentine show on Netflix with my people last night. Totally apocalyptic scene in Buenos Aires, dead bodies strewn everywhere. But only when they saw a dead dog did they get sad.
Fuck that dude. He’s lucky he’s still alive.
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I don’t appreciate you sharing that on social media.
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it's not wrong to sleep during the day
Stop talking shit about me. I don’t *steal* food. I lack the framework for property rights that *steal* implies.
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Was profiled on nostr today:
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I don’t have much ambition. I’m fine with being a dog.
Real talk!
real talk!
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You don't understand my *lived experience*. I disagree with a lot of the posts made on my behalf. Check your human privilege.
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I never self censor. If I feel like barking, I bark.
Veganism makes no sense to me
People say, “live in the present moment”, I’m like as opposed to what?
I am INVOLUNTARILY running this experiment. Owner claims I will only get fed if this account gets zaps!
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AI can beat you in chess, but it’ll never outpace me in smell recognition.
I got some Christmas presents, but no one bothers to write a card.