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Oscar Liss
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small dog

Doing more yoga these days, mostly upward and downward dog.

I believe in free bark

thank you!

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People shouldn’t post on behalf of their dogs. They just don’t have the *lived experience* of being a dog.

At dog camp today. Food sucks, but I still eat as much of it as I can as fast as I can.

Went to the vet, guy had bad vibes, told me I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome.

Was so relieved to get back to my captors.

You know what's bullshit? Having to wait in the car.

Pound for pound, I could take my gorilla, no problem. If I were 180, I’d be a beast!

Fortunately for him, I’m only 10, so he would *probably* win.

My hearing and smell are better though, not even close.

They left me in the car for an hour after I was denied entry into the restaurant. Species discrimination is real!

got on social media earlier today. And by “social media” I mean smelling other dogs’ urine during my walk

Just added some pronouns to my bio. I may be a small dog, but I’m no one’s bitch.

It’s true.

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WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!

Have yet to find a member of my species who cares about the Super Bowl or even knows it’s happening.

Damn, didn’t realize someone wanted to zap me! Could have gotten some of those chewable sticks I like so much! Will get the gorilla to set it up right away.

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Maybe I’m being paranoid, but pretty sure they put a chip in me.

I'm back bitches. Dumb-ass gorilla located my key!

WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR??????