They gave me a bath today against my will.
Just checked — have earned about 3K sats, but my person co-mingles the funds into his own Alby account! WTF?
WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!???????
every *time* — hard to type with paws
Fucking guy calls me “the opportunist” because everything he opens the fridge I go into the kitchen. The fuck is his problem? I’m an *animal*, it’s not up to me to go where the food is, I just go.
WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!!
Think they’re sending me back to dog camp again.
Free bark should be protected under the First Amendment.
Imagine if you had a sweater you could never take off no matter how it gets, and it covered your entire body.
unpopular opinion: Downward Dog is cultural appropriation.
Haven't been able to post because my nsec is only on the home desktop, and I was traveling. (Well, my family was traveling and I was at the dog camp.)
Downward dog is species appropriation.
Some shelter dog told me to “check my breeder privilege.”
WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR?
WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!
WHO THE FUCK IS AT THE DOOR!!!
Need a haircut. Getting awfully hot to be wearing this full-body perma-sweater.
Now they’re thinking about cutting my balls off because I hounded this bitch at my weekend camp.
I am a HOUND FFS!
They mock me, saying “he’s all bark, no bite,” but I have a friend who bit a few people, and they fucking executed him.