No. The one he didn’t crop so it showed his entire screen. 😂

Better than sourdough.

Moral of the story, get em while they're young.

This is fucking cursed and should never be shared again

leftovers marinated in bad decisions 👀

"The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion, and entitlement. Let me break it down for you so you don’t fall into the trap of being someone’s retirement plan.

Age 12-15: She starts her journey by opening her legs to boys in secondary school, believing that early sexual experiences somehow elevate her. Already, discipline and values are out the window.

Age 16-18: By now, she’s rejecting boys her own age, thinking she’s too good for them. She sets “high standards,” not based on character but on delusions of grandeur, ignoring that her so-called “value” is tied only to her fleeting looks and nothing deeper.

Age 19-20: The peak of her ego arrives as she gets bombarded with attention from men who only want her for her body. Instead of recognizing this for what it is, she believes she’s untouchable. Her favorite lines? “I can’t date broke men” and “I’m a baddie, I deserve the best.” Spoiler: None of it is rooted in reality.

Age 21-23: Now she’s rejecting serious men because “they’re boring.” Why? Because bad boys, players, and irresponsible men provide her with the drama she mistakes for excitement. She thinks she’s still in control, but she’s just a pawn in her own game of self-destruction.

Age 24-25: Still playing the field, she refuses to settle, believing her prime will last forever. Meanwhile, her body count skyrockets, and her value to discerning men plummets.

Age 26-27: Reality starts setting in. The bad boys move on to younger options. Now she’s a baby mama, but still, she hopes to snag a good man to clean up her mess.

Age 28-29: Panic mode. She realizes her value in the dating market has tanked. She starts looking for “God-fearing” men, which is code for a simp willing to overlook her wreckage of a past.

Age 30-32: Church becomes her last refuge. Suddenly, she’s quoting Bible verses and attending Shiloh, hoping to mask her history with a halo. It’s the retirement home for women who spent their prime chasing bad decisions.

Age 33+: Bitter, resentful, and hopeless, she becomes a feminist warrior, blaming men for her own poor choices. She’ll call men pigs and scum, conveniently forgetting that she was the one who wasted her prime years on reckless living.

Men, take notes. The modern woman who follows this path will target you as her last option when the streets spit her out. Don’t be the fool who saves her. You deserve better than leftovers marinated in bad decisions."

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leftovers marinated in bad decisions 👀

"The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion, and entitlement. Let me break it down for you so you don’t fall into the trap of being someone’s retirement plan.

Age 12-15: She starts her journey by opening her legs to boys in secondary school, believing that early sexual experiences somehow elevate her. Already, discipline and values are out the window.

Age 16-18: By now, she’s rejecting boys her own age, thinking she’s too good for them. She sets “high standards,” not based on character but on delusions of grandeur, ignoring that her so-called “value” is tied only to her fleeting looks and nothing deeper.

Age 19-20: The peak of her ego arrives as she gets bombarded with attention from men who only want her for her body. Instead of recognizing this for what it is, she believes she’s untouchable. Her favorite lines? “I can’t date broke men” and “I’m a baddie, I deserve the best.” Spoiler: None of it is rooted in reality.

Age 21-23: Now she’s rejecting serious men because “they’re boring.” Why? Because bad boys, players, and irresponsible men provide her with the drama she mistakes for excitement. She thinks she’s still in control, but she’s just a pawn in her own game of self-destruction.

Age 24-25: Still playing the field, she refuses to settle, believing her prime will last forever. Meanwhile, her body count skyrockets, and her value to discerning men plummets.

Age 26-27: Reality starts setting in. The bad boys move on to younger options. Now she’s a baby mama, but still, she hopes to snag a good man to clean up her mess.

Age 28-29: Panic mode. She realizes her value in the dating market has tanked. She starts looking for “God-fearing” men, which is code for a simp willing to overlook her wreckage of a past.

Age 30-32: Church becomes her last refuge. Suddenly, she’s quoting Bible verses and attending Shiloh, hoping to mask her history with a halo. It’s the retirement home for women who spent their prime chasing bad decisions.

Age 33+: Bitter, resentful, and hopeless, she becomes a feminist warrior, blaming men for her own poor choices. She’ll call men pigs and scum, conveniently forgetting that she was the one who wasted her prime years on reckless living.

Men, take notes. The modern woman who follows this path will target you as her last option when the streets spit her out. Don’t be the fool who saves her. You deserve better than leftovers marinated in bad decisions."

#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1079x1064&blurhash=%7CRLg96NG%7EqD%25R%2CM%7BM%7BaeM%7C00M%7BaeNHofaKWAofV%5B-%3BxuD%25ozn%7Es%3Axtt6xuMxt7t6s%3BV%40a%7DofoJofo%23j%5Bs.bHbHafV%40WBRkR%25WBoLR%2BkCs%3At6fPWCjZM%7BoJkCozxat7oeWBslRkR%2Cj%3Fofofofofj%5Bs.RkWBazazoef7bHj%5B&x=39bdf8b7cbd89b602675dcbfe21c30f7bfb744ae74affc5b0c8caf90155ac482

GM. When you strip away the labels, there is no practical difference between a government and a mafia.

Deep state gets such a bad wrap. I mean except the sacrifices, worshipping the adversary, market manipulations, government overthrows, endless psyops, experimenting on people and pushing fake narratives daily for thousands of years since the Greek Oracles if not for longer, they're not that bad. I bet they have simple things like taco Tuesdays and casual Fridays too.

It's so funny how people will treat non-voters like they are the most evil people out there, but the last time I checked, I didn't:

Bomb a hospital, collect extortion money and threaten to imprison people for refusing, support slavery and rewrite the rules so I could give myself a monopoly on slaves, violate the privacy of millions, steal people's property, aid and abet regimes committing genocide, commit a genocide myself, divide people by identity to create resentment that still happens today, and much, much more.

Now tell me who is really the evil one? Look at yourself in the mirror before you put your projection onto me.

#Agorism #CryptoAnarchy #Antistate #Cypherpunk #CounterEconomics #InformalSector #Politicstr

3yo: “I have to pee!”

(I proceed to supervise)

Me: “Nice job. You got about 5% in the toilet.”

(3yo runs into the other room)

3yo: “Mama!! I got 5% in the toilet!!!”

🤣💀

The translation feature didnt work this time 🤣

In a cajun accent right?

Stacey? In charge?

We’re so screwed

This is worse than FTX