The internet is so back

ChatGPT just suggested i take out a loan from BlockFi or Nexo.

When the wife buys your toddler a puffy shirt.

Kingdom of America obviously.

July 30, 2015 - ETH is "decentralized"

January 20, 2025 - Gensler steps down

January 21, 2025 - Vitalik "I run Ethereum, I make all the decisions."

3463 days as a DINO LARP shitcoin. 2 days as a centralized shitcoin ran by a guy who cried because a centralized corporation nerfed his warlock in World of Warcraft.

On X they call me woke for my ideologies close to the left. On Instagram I'm now called a fascist for acknowledging Trump's liberation of Ross. Maybe on Nostr I can be myself without labels?

What client?

If you are being triggered by Elon's troll salute then he has won and you have lost.

Who cares. Pay it no heed. Move on. You can't do anything about it. Nothing.

Our account on X has just been suspended.

We're moving to Nostr as our a primary source of information during the conference, until further notice.

The way I feel now, fuck X. Never going back there.

This is shaping up to be a hugely successful conference, tickets are basically sold out, we have some two of the largest political parties involved with senior leaders participating, there's huge excitement...

...and two days before the conference, we kicked off from Elon's pet project, for undetermined reasons.

⚡️🚨 LATEST: UAE-based crypto firm CLS Global pleads guilty to wash-trading charges for a crypto token created by the FBI aiming to find fraud.

CLS Global agreed to plead guilty to two counts of fraudulent manipulation of cryptocurrency trading volumes and wire fraud, according to a Jan. 21 plea deal.

Can't wait for the Atlantic Ocean to become the Eastern American Ocean and the Pacific becomes the Western American Ocean. Canada and Greenland become North North America and North North North America respectively.

They keep playgrounds, and pubs seperate for a reason 😅.

Let the apple kiddos play on the swings.

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That’s why I maintain my tan. I vacation often in hot countries 😂

Nostr devs sometime copy zuckster anti-patterns nostr:note13zhpsr69wj9dvqkat2023ereaspkyjvtu42umxc6g3ac2tkak8vs9l0qzd

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