Meet ‘Lorkulup’ one of the most famous Lion Kings in the Mara. He is unusually tall for a lion and his nose constantly runs due to having been kicked on it by a buffalo years ago, and he also had a tragic snake bite on his mouth- managed to overcome both and is the best buffalo hunter in the area as well as a loving dad-again unusual male lion behaviour allowing his cubs to eat before the females.

He and his remaining 2 brothers Olopisha and Olomina rule the Black Rocker Pride, may they reign for many more years 🦁💜🫂

#lions

I’ve been getting after it. Hit the point where I’m yearning to be in the gym rather than going because I know I should. Seeing major progress

Wasn’t he killed? What conspiracy are we looking for?

Broke through a long-standing personal fitness plateau today. Broke through a size / aesthetic plateau this week too.

Doing the right things and the hard things consistently is the way through plateaus. Meat maxx. UVB/UVA. Lift heavy. Be physically and mentally active in some way every day. No carbs. No sugar. No plants. No plastic containers for anything. No tap water. Cut out anyone who disturbs your peace with shitty energy. Embrace solitude. Walk far in remote natural settings (preferably alone or with dogs). Be around dogs (they have naturally positive and enlightened energy).

I’m not catholic but I can’t lie, if the Catholic Church decided to do another crusade, I would definitely volunteer

I saw a guy wearing this in meatspace. He was fat, bald (not alopecia), and eating a whole pepperoni pizza to the dome

Ha ha. Some guy was sadly killed, in Sheffield over here during a game. The blade went right through his neck. The police are still debating whether or not to prosecute him for either murder or manslaughter. Sats is a big fucking girl though man, hides himself in goal like the little pussy he is. Couldn't handle the battle on open court🎉.

Last time I checked decimal places were ♾️.

Hawk Tuah coin?

I've no idea what that is, i know he plays ice-football and thinks he's ever so manly because of it. A real ALPHA💪🏻.

Programmable money my guy 😎

Sats is a bulb, he's muted me, he can't debate an erudite Englishman🤷🏻‍♂️.

Nice 88 sat zap on this one.

Hot take:

Drinking responsibly is manly, getting drunk is manly but in a sad way, getting shitfaced is the opposite of manly, and not drinking alcohol is the manliest of all

Yea probably. I question their ability to define “ghost gun” just like they can never properly define an “assault rifle” 🤪

It’s pretty criminal behaviour 😭🫂 but I can’t lie, I quite like how soft the taste is