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nostr:npub1vstxpyupv493nlv28venrze2hmudkm00h2n89jut6zcrwk9w2qasul2qpa “we never expected you to be back” is some dark shit.
Underrated side-benefit of atheism: most paranormal horror films can be dismissed as the absurdist comedies they are. #SundayThoughts
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nostr:npub1ghd6fut00fnja9cjqf433xyp7550qjcp4phva6l9kjn3wzfuu7lqgqqsax if I stop to think about which hand to grab the fork with I might starve to death. Has to be reflexive/unconscious or I get all up in my head about it. nostr:npub18yl523aft0stkww4vr3dqxxafwjve6x3vrvsfa4hla698zp8gdqqy0pegw
nostr:npub1xsymv0rcpcxj360a5274hx2l8d46lhfrz82w0ra3e0kneqkwkxysyxcevg I hear about things in the sky all the time. It’s never 9pm. It’s always 4am. No, thank you. I’ll pass on the monkey moon or whatever the hell it is this week. Waxing gibbons and all.
To quote Jerry Seinfeld, “Is this really something I haven’t seen before?”
nostr:npub1xpcqmx422lf6cm6nzup53vfsfvyz7pjfarwdklj3apxaggjtdqmqg03t05 plus if you’re within a hundred miles of civilization there’s likely buildings and/or light pollution ruining it, anyway. And that’s on top of cloud cover. And even in summer it’s cold at night. #fuggit
nostr:npub1ccruyu99k72wrf3turtp6hqzmtqygevlc9vhmylwp3q7h9efv4ys0ystyy I recall seeing so-called visual dictionaries in book stores in the 1990s — page after page of labelled (often exploded view) drawings of cars, buildings, radios, bodies, bicycles, furniture, tools, typewriters. All the specialized, domain-specific vocab you’d rarely encounter otherwise. Language is endlessly fascinating, but football would zzzzzz…
Was just thinking back to the last time I actually went out to intentionally watch the #Perseids. God help me I think it was 1993 and (math is hard™ but) THAT’S 30 YEARS AGO.
nostr:npub18yl523aft0stkww4vr3dqxxafwjve6x3vrvsfa4hla698zp8gdqqy0pegw buying sliced bread is the greatest thing since… since… 🧐😆🙃
nostr:npub18yl523aft0stkww4vr3dqxxafwjve6x3vrvsfa4hla698zp8gdqqy0pegw I’m one of those weird-mix lefties: write & draw left-handed, and some sports (hockey/golf/baseball) I *shoot* right (like most lefties), but almost everything else is rightie (i.e., throw right, catch left; racquet sports RH). So scissors, knives, power tools, etc., have never been a problem for me). Computer mouse: RH only; TrackPad: LH only.
I feel like a bad lefty. 🙃
nostr:npub1ccruyu99k72wrf3turtp6hqzmtqygevlc9vhmylwp3q7h9efv4ys0ystyy flipping this on its head a bit, I really resent not having been taught any computer/internet jargon — given what I do for a living — when I took French Immersion.
(This is mitigated somewhat by these things not yet existing at the time, but I never claimed to be rational.)
Dear every YouTuber ever: we have our own music playing locally already, thanks. Don’t need your muzak droning along with you (besides, you’re playing @ 2× speed, anyway). Here for information; you’re not entertaining. #grumble #getOffMyLawn
As long as there’s an early Dire Straits vibe on this Sunday morning. https://music.apple.com/ca/album/portobello-belle/1440721443?i=1440721613
“Stepping out to ensue the chase for my coffee beans”
“Stepping out to Angelucci’s for my coffee beans”
One of these is the opening line of Wild West End, a #DireStraits song.
One is not.
I was only wrong for 45 years. In my defence: Knopfler mumble-sings the Italian proper name of an establishment I’d never heard of (growing up pre-Internet in New Brunswick) in a London accent when I misheard it as a tween as “ensue the chase”. #misheardLyrics #mondigreen #coffee
nostr:npub1dq6k9s6pyy42c9yp0nk4ny7ma6wuadg4rmcfrsh23ek7suq06r2shnkl95 one imagines this sending neophytes off pressing Command, shift-= (aka +), and V. In the spirit of looking for the “any” key. :) nostr:npub1eeetax7xxyr7mem486lqayj4av7czytttp9swjwn6yry6sn790lqrve209
nostr:npub1qmcpm5qnud8p4az4enwx0arcnw38jxyq70yzphj5xdn9va6q8s4qryv6gx I don’t have kids but I feel this so hard.