I'm not a fan of engagement farming. But I'd like to try it out to see if it works:

I'll zap every npub who comments on this event 21 sats.

Lots of new nostriches here today! Welcome! As long as I can afford it, 500 starter sats for everyone replying to this note.

Make sure you're zap-able!

I'll hit everyone while my wallet holds out.

And.. Go!