lol No Such Anon

Opening new lightning channels at the shallow end of the pool.

So.... the miners will be ok with it I guess? And we get the mempool back ... for now at least? ihopeso

😎

Check this out:

ae200924e403491b18ec7d886472ec61c50c575ba6429b8f14bb6005792317be

@nevent1qqspn0svjuf4fh6pkyq2vg8mxp7chg6x48czmqlkrf3l2vkn3c80fks05x94r

Sure! What size channel? - post your node's pubkey 😇

And chairs even...WTAF😏

Cool. Can you tell us why you're doing this? How do you use your 1st full node?

Can relate. I still use an old OFFLINE laptop cctv app running XP. 😉

Still running Windows 7 David? 😁

https://www.tradingview.com/news/cointelegraph:c5401e6ba094b:0-bitcoin-lightning-network-is-1-000x-cheaper-than-visa-and-mastercard-data/

Unfairly cheap? ⚡

He prolly should have checked out Sparrow's Border Wallet :

@https://iris.to/note12grqq7rtx259ak47wt0t0jqdjzkxp65trgfyxcn2zh8jlaacc0fqxrug7l

GM Nostrils

Hope you all had a happy and successful 420 day.

So... Hi how are you today... and how high are you rn?

https://neal.fun/space-elevator/

😎

Mempool is once again shallow... 5 blocks to clear and 2sats/vB prolly gets in next.

GN Nostrils

https://void.cat/d/Rh4yUk9mZetVJ2UJn9bKHn.webp

Yellow-shafted Northern Flicker

#grownostr

Kudos to David Bennett for his "Bitcoin and..." podcast. Back in Fountain's Top Ten -

https://twitter.com/fountain_app/status/1649157641908768770/photo/1

@NunyaBidness

I've finally setup my Lightning node and opened my first channels, linked my self-custody Blue Wallet, and started learning various tools (LND Hub, RTL, ThunderHub etc). Testing literally dozens of ways to send Bitcoin and Lightning back and forth between my node, wallets, Strike, Alby, and 4 Nostr clients Lud addys, LNurls and such. It's like my own little circular economy. Zap Zap Zap! ⚡⚡... somebody ⚡stop me!

I like to go fishing down at my node mempool quite often just for fun. I see incredible overpaid fees all the time and wonder how such things could even happen.

Check this out:

ae200924e403491b18ec7d886472ec61c50c575ba6429b8f14bb6005792317be

7 inputs totaling just less than $300 are consolidated into a single output worth just over $200 with a fee of $68 (overpaying 581x to be be confirmed after 4 minutes in an almost empty block)

😲😬🤯😱🤪🤓

Ok whew... that's good. Cuz I don't want 'em to know I send you Bitcoin.

https://twitter.com/kenn3d/status/1648477000414420997

Well, ok... but I'm pretty sure my wife isn't going to like it.

She's told me in no uncertain terms, that she isn't interested in a girlfriend.