🔥 The Meme Bay just hit 4,000 subscribers 🔥

That’s 4,000 people voluntarily consuming reposted meme waste on a protocol 99% of the world thinks is a Scandinavian furniture brand.

To celebrate this unholy milestone, I’m zapping 1,000 sats ⚡️ to every living being who completes the following within 24 hours ⏳:

✅ Subscribe to The Meme Bay

✅ Like/Zap this digital trainwreck

✅ Comment (drop a meme, insult, or just whisper “gib zap”)

✅ Repost to spread the infection

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⚠️ Rules of Engagement:

🚫 Bots, fed alts, and burner ghosts = disqualified

💀 If your post history is emptier than my soul after zapping 50 strangers - no dice

🗑️ If you’re semi-functional and terminally online, you’re probably good

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If I don’t go broke instantly, I might prolong the madness - because nothing fuels impulsive generosity like public validation from strangers on a decentralized protocol.

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Thanks or whatever.

Now go comment something unhinged and take my sats 💸

#zap #giveaway #nostr #plebchain #memestr #meme #memes #nostrmemes

Reloaded

Donating 1-3k sats today #nostr because of a solid trading day

🎁 Sunday Giveaway! 🎁

The next 5 people who get me to 350 followers will receive 100 sats each! 🚀⚡ A little Sunday gift for the community.

Let’s go! Who’s in? 👀🔥

#Bitcoin #Nostr #SundayStacking #ZapToWin

At least 1000 sats to zap GM to people.

I 💯#Sats to everyone who follows, likes , comments and reposts!

just reply “ 💯 + #ZAPDEEZNUTS “

and let the magic happen! ✨

#zapdeeznuts #100for100

#zapathon #plebchaim 🫂

🧡 #BITCOIN #GM 🫂✨

Every day, I hear about more European Bitcoiners, particularly from the Netherlands and Germany, visiting or planning to move to Suriname.

This trend is largely in support of Maya Parbhoe, who is working to promote merchants that accept Bitcoin and to establish an education center. If Maya is elected on May 25, significant changes could happen overnight, as she is a true dedicated Bitcoin maxi.

As Europe advances with the digital euro, 15-minute cities, increased state control, and mass immigration, we may see a brain drain and capital flight from the continent. While there may be initial skepticism about Suriname, countries outside the EU with favorable Bitcoin legislation will inevitably attract Bitcoiners.

I've chosen to stay in the Netherlands for my family's sake, but if you have the opportunity to move out of Europe, now is the time to act and leverage regional arbitrage.

If my schedule permits, I definitely plan to visit Suriname and hope to meet you in person there!

💯#Sats to everyone who follows, likes , comments and reposts!

just reply “ 💯 + #ZAPDEEZNUTS “

and let the magic happen! ✨

#zapdeeznuts #100for100

#zapathon #plebchaim 🫂

🧡 #BITCOIN #GM 🫂✨

Catch the gecko for 1,000 Sats nostr:note10shmsxagfhtyjqr4mcreu32lqgcgpg7d5jmangu08hupt7r8kt5q6y755s

Are you a heatpunk?

Repost, zap this note any amount, and comment “🔥” for your chance to win this tee.

Giveaway ends at block 888700. One lucky heatpunk will be randomly selected and announced soon after.

#asknostr #mining #bitcoin

GM! Who wants 10000 sats?

It’s up to millennials to save the world.