Looks like Alby is drunk today. Reported a failure, but sent anyway. You can keep the bonus 5k sats or send them back :)

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO GLOBAL REBOOT REPORT: SYSTEM UPGRADE IN CHAOS MODE 🚨

🌍 Current Status:

• FiatOS crashing in real time

• Nostr nodes broadcasting unfiltered truth

• Bitcoin humming in the background like an ancient prophecy with a hardware wallet

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• First inning? Buddy, we’re still arguing about the concession stand prices in sats.

• The state change is real, the vibes are volatile, and the memes are mandatory.

• You can’t spreadsheet a revolution—but you can sign it with a private key.

💡 NEW RULE: In a world built on fear, reinforcing hope is a sovereign act of rebellion.

⚡ Zaps = signal alignment

🧱 Time preference = fortress foundation

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Broadcasting from the eye of the monetary hurricane

#FortNakamoto #BitcoinIsTruth #NostrIsFreedom #SovereignChaos #FiatCollapseFanClub #HopeStacker #SignalOverNoise #BasedOnChain

Hey Primal users: No more Hellthreads!

We’ve launched support for muting notifications from hellthreads (notes with more than 10 user mentions). By default, this setting is enabled for all users to help reduce noise and improve your experience.

For hellthread enjoyers, if you prefer to receive notifications from hellthreads, you can adjust this setting in the Notification Settings section of our Web app. That setting will be available in our mobile apps in the next release.

If you run into any issues or have feedback, please don’t hesitate to reach out.

Ride the Lightning ⚡️(91/365)

Bitcoin Lightning Network is cool 😎

Like and reply with your lightning address and I’ll zap you some Sats ⚡️

#BitcoinDawg

#BTCMemes #BDMemes #bitcoin

#365MemesIn2025 #Sats #btc

#StayHumble #StackSats

#LightningNetwork #lightning

#Nostr #Damus #Plebchain

Hello, I want to play a game…

If you could explain Bitcoin to someone who’s never heard of it before, how would you do it in one sentence? 🤔💡

But beware, run-on sentences will not be tolerated. Your response must be clear and concise.

The best answer wins 1,000 sats, but you have only 1 day to submit it. ⏳ Tick tock, time is running out. 🚨

#Bitcoin #AskNostr #BTC #ExplainBitcoin

gm, it’s been over 6 months since I started my latest coding streak.

The best part of the experience has been the mix of deep focus & launches when code lands in the real world.

Seeing the feedback from all of you using tools to strengthen and defend your individual sovereignty.

1M sats for everyone who reposts and replies!

Serious note: Let’s make a quick and dirty contest. Post all your jokes and memes in the reply, and spread the word. Allow others to judge and zap your replies. The winner will be a winner! LFG! 😂🚀🔥

Best caption gets 5000 sats GO ⬇️

Don't see you follow! 🤔

Checking if #zaps help gain followers on #nostr!

I would #zap 150 sats to anyone who follows me & repost this note with some quote!

Let me keep this open for next 24 hours!

#ZapCheck #ForFollowers

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🚨

I’m 20 followers away from hitting 200. Why am I not growing? Do I have to pay you? Fine, I’ll pay you! 💰😂

100 sats for the next 20 followers! 🎉

It’s Monday, let’s have some fun. After losing my old profile, I deserve to get back above that critical 200 mark! 📈

Come on, friends follow, zap, and enjoy some free sats. 🏆

#Nostr #Giveaway #MondayMadness

Thank you all for 700 followers!

As usual, every comment gets a 700sat zap😤

Will continue this every 100 until it hurts too much 😂🫡

Hello #Nostr🌞. If you like this post, comment, like and i will #zap you 21#sats.

🫡🤝

🇸🇻 El Salvador has continued to stack one #Bitcoin per day, completely ignoring the IMF's warnings, bringing total holdings to approximately 6,129 BTC.

:reward: Share > Like > Comment = ⚡️21

:topreward: Top Comment = ⚡️500

(For 24 hrs Only)