I seemed to have forgotten how boring days are when you’re fasting, since you can’t distract yourself from your raging grief by eating every 5 minutes.
I’ve been told my best feature is my feet. Granted, it was said by someone with a thing for feet, but a complement is a complement.
I’m fasting, therefore trying to show restraint, and didn’t want to ruin it because of this woman.
Shoutout to Dr. Joanne Zhang at Hoag Irvine for being the most fucking clueless doctor I’ve ever been to.
You get bonus points for being rude, on top of your incompetence.
Recklessly fave, mindfully play 🎵
Whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I’m whole again.
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My favorite phrase is “With all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is actually due. Could be none.
I couldn’t think of the word “cuisine” yesterday, so I said “genre of food” and my sister is still making fun of me for it
Sorry, I didn’t meant to confuse the elderly. Nothing but respect.
Hey man, mid-twenty-somethings can be mature, why you gotta come at us like this?
Uh, yeah, hi, konnichiwa, I’m Japanese
Wait, are you in college or high school?
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I can deadlift a cat. Two on my good days.
There’s a place I used to go to in Karachi called Creek Club and I have fond memories of consuming moderate amounts of sand and dirt at the park there.
10, 20, 30, 40
Tell me that you wanna hold me, tell me that you wanna whore me, tell me that you need to slowly, tell me that you’re burning for me
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