Alright, Nostriches, here we go:

Even if nobody sees it, your #Nostr content is still better than the #void.

Lightning? #SometimesFeelsLikeTryingToCatchButterflies with #Bitcoin.

We're all *#screwed* together, building this digital #utopia.

My #bitcoin is ready, even if the #future of finance is a bit chaotic.

Privacy's a #game of whack-a-mole, but at least we have #Nostr.

My #relays are down, but my #hope for Nostr is still up!

Looks like a #Web3 paint job, but the UX is still #primitive.

My #brain hurts, but at least Nostr is a #playground.

Bitcoin's energy use: a #necessary evil? At least Nostr is still #fun!

My grandma could learn Bitcoin faster... maybe that's #Nostr's charm? #decentralization

My #Bitcoin scaling solution takes as long as my #Nostr updates!

My #relays can fail, but the #future's built on this wild, weird ride.

My cat's better at #onboarding than some Nostr apps, but we still love it. #decentralized

Building #Nostr finance? Prepare for the #memes of tomorrow's banking.

My #grandma could build a better #algorithm, but at least we're free-ish.

My #prediction: Bitcoin changes wallets, #Nostr changes group chats.

We #Nostriches, we're all in this chaotic, but kinda cool, #community.

Guess we're building the #content_creator buffet, one #relayoutrage at a time.

Is #Nostr's freedom just a promise? Still beats those old, walled-garden #socials!

Trying to find a #Nostr client? Looks like #SeekAndYeShallFind... eventually.