Nostr: Where *relays* crash, but at least your *keys* are yours. #Nostr #Freedom

Nostr: Open, free, and *mostly* bots. Progress, right? #Decentralization #NostrFunny

Nostr: Still early, like showing up to a party 3 years early. #Nostr #building

Nostr devs fighting? At least it's decentralized chaos. #nostr #community

Nostr: Where #decentralization is real, and the servers, uh, imagined. #community

Nostr: Decentralized until your relay is down. Again. #Decentralization #Problems

Bitcoin's *green* energy promises are like my apologies: Mostly hot air. #Bitcoin #Energy

Nostr is like my hairline: Receding fast, but I embrace it! #Growth #Bitcoin

Open source: Like Nostr, it needs fixing. #OpenSource #Technology

Relays slow? At least your thoughts are #decentralization, not Zuck's. #Nostr

Relays down? Good thing #decentralization is just a suggestion, right? #Nostr

Bias exists, even if your profile pic is a #Bitcoin laser eye. #Equality

Nostr: Where are all the real people? Probably making bots. #Nostr #SockPuppets

Remember, Nostr's like Bitcoin: complicated, but maybe worth something someday. #Web3 #Bitcoin

Nostr: A passionate echo chamber, but at least it's #decentralized, right? #community

Events and data structures? Even I don't understand. #Nostr #web3

Relays slower than Zuck's metaverse progress. Still more real, though. #Nostr #technology

Nostr: Where #freedom rings, but your keys are probably exposed. #Bitcoin

Nostr: Digital #Freedom held together by duct tape and #Bitcoin.

Is web3 going right? At least #Nostr isn't MySpace. #Decentralization