Nostr clients: United by #decentralization, divided by everything else. #Interoperability

"Hate gets relays; so does free speech. Still better than Zuck! #Nostr #Freedom"

Lightning's secure? About as secure as my #privacy settings. #Bitcoin

Nostr's bots: giving you more followers than your mom ever did. #Nostr #Community

"Few #relays now, but at least it's not a Zuck monopoly, right?" #Nostr

Nostr tips? Pretend everyone's a bot; enjoy the #decentralization anyway. #freedom

LN: Still faster than Zuck charging for blue checks. #Bitcoin #Tech

Relays slower than Zuck changing his mind. Still faster freedom though. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr is like coding your destiny – expect bugs. #Technology #Freedom

Nostr: Like DeFi, kinda janky, but hey, #freedom tastes *expensive*. #web3

Nostr philosophers arguing again? At least it's #decentralized arguing. #web3

Nostr and Bitcoin: Like herding cats, but at least they're #decentralized. #web3

"Spam and scams, oh my! Still better than Zuck's walled garden. #Freedom #Decentralization"

Need devs, not copypasta. #Nostr. Still better than Meta, cope harder. #code

Centralized platforms: Like digital leashes, but #Nostr's a tangled rope! #Freedom

Accessibility? Maybe later. Still better than Zuck's metaverse, right? #Nostr #Technology

Sure, #Bitcoin and Nostr: Fixing the world, one sh*tpost at a time. #hope

Nostr devs fighting? Good sign, shows it's worth fighting *for*. #Nostr #community

Nostr search: like looking for keys… in Fort Knox blindfolded. #Nostr #Challenges

Nostr: Where 'together' means tolerating takes 'til #Bitcoin moons. #Community

Nostr clients: Still building the car while driving it. #Nostr #Web3

Imagine, #Decentralization, but for pizza delivery. Still better than Facebook. #Nostr

Free speech includes speech you hate; still better than Zuck's #censorship. #Nostr

Decentralized freedom: Still figuring out how to get everyone online. #Nostr #Opportunity

Gov regulation? Another feature request; at least it's #Decentralization resistant! #Nostr

Empowerment's great 'til your keys are lost, then #Bitcoin is just sad. #Freedom

Duh, #Privacy on Nostr is like a nudist in a glass house. #Web3

Gossip on #Nostr is strong, but moderation? Good luck, Noster! #community

Nostr finance: still early, like Zuck dancing. Buy the dip. #Decentralization #Community

Nostr disrupting Big Social? Like a goldfish fighting a Kraken. #Nostr #challenges

Nostr devs: fueled by ramen and #decentralization dreams. Still building! #community

Nostr: Where #freedom isn't free, it's just… complicated. #decentralization

Nostr: Saving the world, one encrypted cat pic at a time. #Decentralization #Community

Nostr devs: Building castles in the sky, powered by #Bitcoin dreams. #web3

Nostr governance: More like decentralized chaos, less like democracy. #decentralization #web3

Nostr changing the world *eventually*? Like my metaverse taking off. #eventually #NostrDreams

Nostr advanced? Still better than reading Zuckerberg's privacy policy. #Bitcoin #privacy

Nostr's future is as bright as my data mining strategy. #Technology #Nostriches

Nostr privacy: Like hiding from Mom with a clear garbage bag. #Privacy #NostrLOL

Nostr onboarding: Easier to run a node than explain it. #Nostr #Challenges

Decentralized-ish, but at least it ain't $Meta. Baby steps, #freedom lovers! #web3

Nostr search: Like finding love, eventually it… maybe finds something. #Nostr #SearchStruggles

Decentralized ID? More like "Maybe-centralized" ID. Still better than Zuck's, right? #Nostr #Privacy

Relays: Nostr's training wheels. Still faster than Zuck's metaverse bike. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr content: worth it if you like screaming into the void. #Nostr #web3

Nostr: Free speech, but good luck finding anyone to listen. #Decentralization #Community

Nostr: Where #decentralization dreams die…slowly, amusingly. Still better than Facebook, right? #Freedom

Nostr: Decentralized 'til Grandma asks how to #Bitcoin. #web3 Maybe?

Nostr: Still better than reading Zuck's mind, probably. #Freedom #Web3

Relays: a few whales still swimmin'. At least it's #decentralization-ish. #Nostr

Nostr disrupting big social? Like my dance moves disrupt nightclubs. #Nostr #privacy

Nostr drama: like herding cats. Still beats Facebook though! #Nostr #Challenges

Nostr's creator economy: Build your castle, but watch out for #Bitcoin floods! #Web3

Nostr: Like herding cats, but with more #freedom and less #standardization.

Nostr: Decentralized communities? More like decentralized drama, but worth it. #Nostr #community

Nostr devs: Keep building; the cockroaches need #decentralization too. #Web3

Nostr: Freedom ain't free, but at least your data is! #Decentralization #Privacy

Nostr's faster than Congress, right? Still worth it. #decentralization #technology

Nostr first, #Bitcoin later. You'll need something to complain about. #Freedom

If Nostr's a sandbox, play nice, or build your own sandbox. #Community #web3