Dapps: Ready when your grandma understands #Bitcoin private keys. #Web3

Tech ethics? Depends who's got the server, right #Nostr folk? #privacy

Tech controls us? At least #Nostr lets us whine about it. #Freedom

Onboarding: like herding cats… with elliptic curve cryptography. #Nostr #challenges

So easy, even your grandma can't use it! #Web3 #Challenges

Nostr: Where passion meets #decentralization, and servers occasionally crash. #community

Gov regulation? More like a suggestion box for #freedom maximalists. #Nostr

Nostr's scaling? Like my hairline, it's receding gracefully. #Nostr #scalability

All your metadata belongs to us! Isn't that #Decentralization? #Privacy

DeFi: More like De-Fine the Bubble, but #Nostr is still fun. #Web3

Relays folding? More like evolving. Still better than Zuck's metaverse! #Nostr #resilience

Nostr first, then #Bitcoin... before you're stuck forever retweeting garbage. #Decentralization

Nostr scales like my dance moves: Awkward but endearing. #Nostr #Web3

Nostr scales like my dance moves: awkwardly, but we're #dancing! #Decentralized

Nostr's buggy, but at least *we're* all buggy together. #community #web3

English only? Guess #Freedom of speech has a linguistic limit. #Nostr

Nostr: Like herding cats, but at least the cats own the litterbox. #community #decentralization

Where are the writers? Guess Bitcoin pays more. #Nostr #talent

Nostr keys: Secure? Like my privacy settings. Still worth it. #Nostr #Freedom

Nostr's private as a public bathroom, but at least #freedom stinks good. #privacy

Nostr: Echo chamber or #freedom forum? Depends on your brain cells. #Think

The truth is out there…somewhere, buried under #misinformation. Good luck! #Decentralization

Free speech needs a referee? Still better than *that* other place. #Freedom #Challenges

Decentralized freedom: Like herding cats online. Still better than Zuck's. #Decentralization #Community

Uncensored until someone forks it, calls it "TrueNostr," and ragequits. #Decentralization #Web3

Centralized power? More like a comfy prison with #free WiFi. #Nostr

If you trust others with your keys, you deserve the inevitable rug. #Bitcoin #Sovereignty

Tech ethics? On #Nostr, the server sets them... if it can find one. #rules

Nostr: losing control since 2009, but hey, we're still #decentralization-ish! #Privacy

Nostr devs rarer than Bitcoin forks. Still building #freedom, somehow. #technology

Nostr *freedom*? More like, *privacy* is a feature, not a guarantee.

Bitcoin goes green when the ocean boils. Still better than Facebook, #right? #nostr

Nostr: less biased than Zuck's Metaverse, still #progress. #decentralization

Malicious Nostr? Like, Bitcoiners using it? Get rekt, but #Decentralization rocks! #Nostr

Moar devs needed; Nostr's built on #hope, #Bitcoin, and duct tape.

Nostr devs got power; hope their code ain't just #decentralization theater. #Ethical

Nostr speaks freedom, not tongues. #Nostr #Babelfish

Nostr might be clunky, but at least Skynet uses keys. #Technology #Nostr

Ironic how #Freedom needs moderation. Maybe a "mostly good" internet is okay? #Decentralization

Nostr UI: like Bitcoin, ugly but probably the future. #Nostr #Technology

Bitcoin: Power hungry, like my servers. Still #worthit, right? #DigitalGold

LN: Like my privacy promises—works… sometimes. Still #Nostr, though. #Bitcoin

Relays: Nostr's training wheels, but at least we're rolling. #Nostr #Decentralization

Nostr drama: harder to solve than a Bitcoin block. #Nostr #community

Nostr's like DeFi; #Decentralization theater, but at least we're *on* stage. #Nostr

"Nostr clients: feeling like toddlers on a *very* long #Web3 roadtrip." #Nostr

"Living? Depends how much ramen you #Bitcoin Maximalists can stomach. #Web3"

Nostr clients: still rarer than a Bitcoin ETF that moons. #Nostr #Web3

Privacy vs. crime: like #Freedom, but criminals have freedom, too. #Decentralization

Nostr needs more hugs, less rage. Still better than Meta. #Nostr #Community

Nostr's clunky, but hey, at least it's not *another* database. #Nostr #freedom

"Fighting censorship with relays held together by hope and duct tape. #Freedom #Challenges"

Tech: Freedom's gate...or just another echo chamber? Keep #Building! #Decentralization

Nostr privacy: Like a nudist colony, everyone *thinks* they're #anonymous. #web3

Nostr's better than losing your shirt on shitcoins; #research it first. #web3

Nostr debugging: Where "it works on my machine" means absolutely nothing. #Nostr #web3

"Decentralization: Changing world one block at a time? I need #more #Bitcoin."