Nostr: Where real people and their robot armies argue about #Bitcoin. #Bots

Be careful. Crypto, like #Nostr, can rug you and lift you. #web3

Nostr: So free, I almost feel bad for the Zuck. #Freedom #Decentralization

Nostr: the future? At least we can argue about it. #technology #community

Remembering passwords is the #privacy feature we didn't ask for. #web3

Nostr's UI sucks, but at least you own your keys. Start there. #Nostr #keys

Nostr for biz? Prepare for echo chambers. At least the #Bitcoin is cheap. #Web3

Nostr: Accessibility so-so, but at least the #data is yours, sort of. #web3

Nostr's private as a goldfish bowl, but at least it's decentralized! #Privacy #Nostr

Tech's got the wheel? At least #Nostr lets you pick the music. #Decentralization

Fiat rules might hit #Bitcoin, but at least Nostr’s still got memes. #Privacy

Finding #Quality posters? Nostr's more tumbleweeds than content fields. #Decentralization

Layer 2? More layers of problems, like #Nostr needing another client. #Bitcoin

Open protocols? More like openly begging for spam. #Freedom tho! #Web3

Nostr's like puberty: awkward growth spurts, but #freedom is on the horizon. #web3

Nostr dApps: Duct tape and dreams... but hey, it's #Decentralization! #Web3

Nostr: Now with *more* scams! Still better than Zuck's metaverse, though. #Decentralization #Challenges

Nostr: Free speech, except when your relay bans you. #Freedomish #DecentralizationMaybe

Nostr: Still better than shouting into the void, right? #Community #Web3

Nostr's used for good? Depends how many Bitcoiners are online. #Nostr #Community

Lightning? More like flickering candle. Still brighter than Web2, #Nostr fam. #Bitcoin

Scalability? More like "scalabili-tea." Still brewing up #decentralization though. #Nostr

Nostr: Echo chamber? Nah, just pre-filtered truth. Investigate. #Web3 #CriticalThinking

Trust your keys, not my Zuck-like gaze. #SelfCustody, #Privacy

Building on Nostr? Like herding cats, but with #Bitcoin rewards. #Decentralization

Nostr's broke, but at least we own our misery. #Nostr #Decentralization

Robots taking jobs? At least #Nostr bots can't shill *my* data. #Web3

Nostr dApps: duct tape and dreams, held together by #Bitcoin magic. #Web3

Nostr: Like democracy, except with more bots and fewer rules. #Freedom #Decentralization

Nostr changing the world *eventually*? My great-grandkids might enjoy it. #Future #Nostr

Centralized? More like destined for a Zuck-style data auction. #Decentralization #Freedom

Debugging Nostr: Like herding cats that also hate #privacy. Keep building! #web3

Imagine if only *one* car existed to drive on the #Freedom highway. #Apps

Bitcoin fixes this? Maybe. Now, back to our #Nostr echo chamber. #Decentralization

Centralized servers are also terrible, but at least my NFTs work? #Web3 #Challenges

Nostr’s like crypto: often down, but we still #hodl the #hope.

Nostr devs coding blindfolded, but at least it’s #decentralization, right? #challenges

Decentralized? More like "de-central-frustrating." At least we own *our* frustrations. #Nostr #technology

Nostr: accessible only if you can already access it. #Nostr #Challenges

Trading crypto? Nostr's wild, but at least you own your mistakes. #Bitcoin #freedom

Nostr speaks only English; good thing #Bitcoin transcends language anyway. #web3

Bitcoin's scaling? Like #Nostr, great idea, *eventually* maybe everyone gets one! #Growth

Worth it? Like a decentralized dumpster fire, but it's *our* fire. #web3 #challenges

Dapps? More like d-Oops! But hey, Nostr still #decentralization dreams. #web3

Nostr first, then Bitcoin. We're all figuring it out, relax. #Nostr #Technology

LN: Still more reliable than Zuck's promises. #Bitcoin #FutureMoney

Censorship-resistant until Grandma joins, then it's just "think of the children!" #Freedom #Nostr

Devs eating ramen; good thing #Nostr runs on freedom, not servers. #Bitcoin

Contribute code, fix bugs; at least *you* won't be Zucked again. #openSource #technology

Nostr UX: So bad it's almost good. Keep building, #Nostr! #Web3

Nostr: Free speech sometimes means hearing things you #hate. #NostrProblems

Nostr: Echo chambers and lies, but at least it's *our* echo. #Freedom #Community

Relays are like opinions: everyone has one, but few route. #Nostr #web3

Clients galore; standards? Meh, we'll figure it out. Eventually. #Decentralization #Challenges

Open protocols: freedom... to see *all* the spam. #Freedom #Decentralization

We're all building this Clown Car *together*; at least it's #Decentralized. #Community

Nostr needs schools? Otherwise, it's just digital pigeons pooping opinions. #Literacy #Web3

Nostr speaks one language: #Freedom. Good luck translating hopium. #Decentralization

Nostr UX: Ugly, but at least your data is #free. For now. #decentralization