The last thing you see before she screams allahu akbar and presses the detonator

Many such cases

Quintessentially Canadian.

Hey! I'll have you know that I'm a great DM!

Figuratively speaking... or was he actually?

As expected.

I don't think that tiresome is enough to describe it all.

Not enough.

This could be us, but y'all playing.

Checks out then.

The power armour meme goes back to like Vietnam era. It was retarded then. It is still retarded today.

But is he a homestuck fan?

What if the real homestuck fans were the pedophiles we met along the way?

Craftsmen vs manufacturers

Biggest struggle since the industrial revolution.

That website design is pure SOVL

I am deathly afraid of women.

Why not? My man's missing out on the godlike experience that is a sloppy toppy from a bitch that smells like spaghettios

You know the drill

Once again I found myself in the cute blonde cashier's lane at the grocery store.

It'll be unfortunate when I move out of the area, I enjoy her service.

First leads to the second