Didn't need this guy now tbh 
If you want to keep it totally noob friendly, I'd suggest go with nostr:npub12vkcxr0luzwp8e673v29eqjhrr7p9vqq8asav85swaepclllj09sylpugg. It has a great onboarding experience.
Introducing: Aegis Relay
Incentiving Decentralization
Aegis Relay is a premium relay and blossom server in one that anyone can run to earn revenue for operating it.
By having significantly more blossom servers available, we will strengthen the network and ensure our file storage is more distributed.
Subscription payments are powered by the Bitvora lightning API, no code, no node management or KYC is required, you can be up and running in minutes.
Written in Go and powered by LMDB, it is the fastest subscription relay software in the ecosystem today and can run on just 1 core and 1 gig of ram.
To see it in action, you can subscribe to my relay here: https://aegis.utxo.one
To run your own relay and start earning, checkout the GitHub repo here: https://github.com/bitvora/aegis
Look forward to hearing your feedback! As is nostr tradition, this is early beta software so please report any bugs to me directly!
Just signed up to your paid relay. How do I use the blossom features?
Guess I can start using it as a personal relay and then open up as I gain confidence in operating it.
Today I am releasing "narr", a lightweight RSS and Nostr longform reader for the desktop: https://github.com/fiatjaf/narr
It supports all sorts of RSS feed discovery from HTTP URLs and renders them beautifully in a simple straightforward interface, you can also paste nostr:... URIs, including nip05, npub and nprofile codes (they should also work without the nostr: prefix).
If you install narr and use it in the next 2 hours you'll be entitled to our special bonus offer: you'll get one free complaint and one free feature request, which you can write as a reply to this note -- but only if you include a screenshot of your setup.
This is sick! Awesome work nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6
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Gm #nostr
Planning to setup haven as a self hosted relay + content solution over the next few days ... any tips or best practices appreciated
Time to bring back this classic
Good bot 😊
The new #Superman trailer seems meh... Feel Synder's version was much better but let's see once the film is released.
What is an algo relay #asknostr
One hundred and five thousand burger dollars for 1 bit coin
That ... plus JPEGs on chain.
Infinite TWAP for eternity 
those eyes 😬
Gm nostr
I'm trying to do some UTXO consolidation and moving coins from a Coldcard Mk3 (with latest firmware) to a Coldcard Q. I keep receiving this error and can't sign the transaction. Anyone have any links to follow or tips for how to troubleshoot? nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 @`BTC Sessions
