if you haven't seen the original ( like me, because i have disconnected my TV in 2007 ) it is confusing how it cuts from one set of characters to another, especially when you don't know you're watching a parody of a commercial. it's just one incomprehensible mess.
i suppose if you included the original then it would have played twice, which would also not be ideal.
they should have just re-shot the entire commercial with different actors from the very beginning and then you could have included the original plus the parody without the same clip playing twice.
but they decided to save money filming and go with that splice ...
that said, it would be some hot incest !
tell nostr:npub108pv4cg5ag52nq082kd5leu9ffrn2gdg6g4xdwatn73y36uzplmq9uyev6 ( who is probably muting me because i'm on a Carnivore diet ) that the UI is too fruity - looks too much like My Little Pony and not enough like SS Uniform.
the interface of NoStrudel, based on my suggestion ( nostr:npub1ye5ptcxfyyxl5vjvdjar2ua3f0hynkjzpx552mu5snj3qmx5pzjscpknpr will deny this ) was modeled somewhat after DaVinci Resolve
at least in terms of color palette ...
it is a nice neutral palette and an improvement over what NoStrudel started out as, which was light blue, not unlike what Fedi looks like now ...
however, i suggest if you want an edgier looking UI more in line with Gas Chambers on a Space Ship with Bitcoin Mining rigs powered by Cold Fusion you can look to Asus Armoury Crate for inspiration
i think Asus designers are absolutely killing it. my new Asus ROG Zephyrus DUO is maybe the coolest looking laptop ever made.
Fediverse currently looks like this
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and it's a fucking embarrassment. these people told me they were going to kill me for being a Jew then expected me to be afraid but their website looks like it was designed by 6 year old girls for 6 year old girls. when they say "we are going to kill you jew" i just hear "please don't tell my mommy or i will be grounded"
tell nostr:npub108pv4cg5ag52nq082kd5leu9ffrn2gdg6g4xdwatn73y36uzplmq9uyev6 to get somebody who isn't a 6 year old gay vegan anime fan to design the UI ...
works better than gleasonator but still not as good as NoStrudel
only some notifications show up and only some avatars
anyway it's my bed time
don't worry i won't get be getting any less racist over this.
and i would never go out with a black girl but some of them are hot.
i was actually at the DMV today to get a replacement for drivers license i lost ...
but the black girl that helped me was hot as fuck ... she was young, tall, fit, pretty and had good manners ...
still, DMV itself sucked ass ...
Zendaya is hotter than anything you will ever put your dick into.
never ever go to DMV ( department of motor vehicles ) in person.
try to handle it online if possible.
in the past DMV always meant 3 hour line. today oddly enough i waited less than 5 minutes but the location i went to was next to some strip mine / cement factory and within minutes i could taste that cement in my mouth.
fucking government will always find a way to screw you over. there is no way to deal with government and not get fucked. stay away if you can.
the parody is missing context without the original :
i logged in using Alby
keeps throwing "an unexpected error occurred" and "the server is down"
timeline loads but notifications do not
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New Yorkers reproduce by immigration - 37% of NYC population is foreign born.
There are small towns on other hand where children are literally everywhere. Like half the people on the street are children. When those children grow up they move to big cities to look for opportunities and then die there from drug overdose or AIDS.
the entire city should be a 200 mile by 200 mile parking deck 20 levels high and with 200 mph speed limit.
the roof level of the deck should be car free as Urbanists want. it will be walkable and bikable and it's where everybody will live, work and play without fear of getting run over by cars.
i used to spend an hour to get to swimming pool in Kiev. by walking there. then again an hour in NYC by sitting in traffic. i also spent an hour using combination of bus and subway to get to college and work in NYC as well.
NO. you have swallowed WEF 15 Minute Cities propaganda hook line and sinker.
people should live FURTHER away from work. this will create SPACE between them and work that can be used to build more highway lanes.
SPRAWL IS GOOD.
modern cars can safely and reliably do 100 mph ( 160 km / h ) all day every day, but speed limits are now down to 25 mph in NYC and 30 km/h in parts of Canada, or 1/4 to 1/5 of what modern cars are capable of.
they reduce your speed 5X then tell you the real problem is you live too far from work. no the real problem is my country is run by globalist commies who think the constitution is a joke.
people always choose to live 1 hour away from work, this has been studied. at 100 mph they can live 100 miles away from work. for reference Baltimore is 35 miles away from Washington DC and is considered an entirely different city.
100 miles is enough to fit 40,000 highway lanes without stacking.
there is solution for all that. send Mexican illegals back to Mexico. Voila !
even without extra lanes traffic could be eliminated by simply replacing bad drivers with good self-driving software.
most traffic is caused by people slowing down to gawk at a crashed car on the side of the road, that isn't blocking traffic in any way. you can spend hours in such a jam caused by NOTHING.
there is an infinite number of ways traffic can be solved but the goal of city planners is to CREATE traffic not solve it.
it's like if in the 80s intel said that the faster we make computers the slower the software gets therefore the whole effort of improving computers is futile and we need to start making computers slower on purpose before ultimately switching back to doing math using pen and paper.
this is, without exaggeration, the level of idiocy liberals are accepting today.
what don't you understand about counting lanes ?
LA is 17 miles wide, that's 90,000 feet wide. in that width there are only two major freeways ( 5 and 405 ) both 14 lanes wide, if we add some smaller roads let's say that brings the total up to 50 lanes.
a lane is 12 feet wide. 90,000 feet is enough space for 7,500 lanes. even if we use only 10% of that space for freeway lanes that's 750 lanes. 750/50 = 15.
they could realistically increase the throughput of their freeways 15X if they wanted to WITHOUT stacking. then with 4 level stack that would be 60X throughput, and that is still using just 10% of LA width for freeways.
with effective van-pooling that could be increased to 200X throughput, and with computer controlled cars that can follow each other at a fixed distance without creating traffic shock waves to perhaps 500X.
but instead the Urbanists simply tell us that there is nothing we can do and therefore we will not just give up but go in the OPPOSITE direction by dismantling EXISTING lanes.
if the sis is really high quality there should be no harm in cloning her a few times and fucking also the 12 year old versions ...
eventually though you have to mix things up - can't clone forever ...
the problem with cloning is it will never produce anything better than what you are starting with. best case scenario it will produce the same thing, but probably with some defects.
the idea is to randomize combinations so that there will be some really bad combinations and some really good and you discard the bad ones and multiply the good ones.
but there is a limit to how much you can randomize things. like race-mixing is the ultimate in randomization but you can only race-mix maybe 2 or 3 times before everybody is of the same milk chocolate race and you can't "race-mix" anymore.
so it should be fine to in-breed 90% of the time so long as you also occasionally breed outside of your own genetic pool.
if we add up all the highway lanes in a city there will usually be maybe 20 - 30 lanes of 12 feet wide each or about 400 feet of highway width total in a city that is 20 miles wide. even without stacking we could easily quadruple the number of lanes.
throughput is a complete non issue. they are REMOVING lanes in the most congested roads to create traffic on purpose.
in NYC they cut the most congested road ( BQE ) right next to Brooklyn Bridge ( to Manhattan ) from 3 lanes to 2 ! they did this during lockdown when everybody stayed home and noted that accidents went down. then they said accidents went down not because everybody stayed home but because 2 lanes are safer than 3 somehow ... and made the change permanent.
these are the fuckroaches who tell you that we will never have enough throughput and that we can't build enough lanes. the people who thought 3 lanes was too many for a city of 20 million - that's who.
they also tell us that we have no space - yet the blocked off lane isn't used at all. it simply sits there blocked off.
their agenda is 100% transparent to anybody with eyes to see.