After 17 years in cold storage, my MicroStrategy Certified Engineer
cert from 2008 is finally framed.
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🚀 Bitcoin puts your financial future in YOUR hands.
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What does the process of becoming a Relai Business client look like?
The process of onboarding with Relai Business and buying bitcoin as a company, is straightforward and can be completed within a very short timeframe of just 24 hours.
1. Reach out to us
Send us a quick email at business@relai.app or book a call directly here: relai.app/business
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#bitcoin
Ein Bitcoin ist NUR 100.000-mal mehr wert als ein Euro.
Im Umlauf sind ca. 10,8 Billionen Euro (M1, Juni 2025 – und es wird weiterhin aus dem Nichts gedruckt).
Dem gegenüber stehen für immer nur 21 Millionen Bitcoin.
Und ihr glaubt ernsthaft, Bitcoin sei schon teuer? 😂
Das ist lächerlich billig.
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Amazing to experience the first large-scale Bitcoin conference in the Nordics — just a few hundred meters from where I lived in Helsinki 🇫🇮 before moving to Switzerland 🇨🇭 17 years ago.
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Why should your company buy Bitcoin?
Because sitting on melting fiat is bad business.
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Link below 👇
#bitcoin #relai
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Why should your company buy Bitcoin?
Because sitting on melting fiat is bad business.
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Link below 👇
#bitcoin #relai
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Relai Business Web App: First Client Onboarded! 🚀
A new business client was successfully onboarded directly through the web app yesterday — the first one among my clients 🎉
We’ve been building the nostr:nprofile1qqsgqpp64xerkrg4zx6fvxx0cj97r26t0hu45yaz9zdexdkl0sd78dspz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwdehhxarj9e3xw2crsrz Business Web App quietly in the background — and now it’s ready to scale.
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…and there are far more private companies with ₿ on their balance sheets than most people realize.
Institutional adoption is in full swing. Bitcoin is shifting from 🧻 retail hands to 💎 corporate hands.
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Michael Saylor, Chairman of Strategy:
“There’s an orange wave coming, and every public company has got to be thinking about Bitcoin on their treasury.”
Public or not — every company will eventually need to think about Bitcoin on the balance sheet. Because it’s the hardest money ever created. 🟠
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Link in the first comment 👇
#bitcoin #treasury #bitcoinforbusiness
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Book a free video call: https://meetings-eu1.hubspot.com/relai/relai-business-en
Michael Saylor, Chairman of Strategy:
“There’s an orange wave coming, and every public company has got to be thinking about Bitcoin on their treasury.”
Public or not — every company will eventually need to think about Bitcoin on the balance sheet. Because it’s the hardest money ever created. 🟠
Want to future-proof your business?
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Link in the first comment 👇
#bitcoin #treasury #bitcoinforbusiness
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Smart money is stacking sats 🚀
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Why? Because fiat is melting 🧊
Time to join the Bitcoin standard?
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Hi, I’m Peter.
Professional Freedom Salesman.
Nice to meet you 🧡
Are you diversifying into 💩coins or are you Bitcoin-only?
If it’s the former, you failed both the IQ and ego test.
Sorry not sorry.
#bitcoin
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🧡 Introduce Bitcoin to your board
🧡 Navigate compliance & reporting
🧡 Position Bitcoin as a conservative balance sheet asset
🧡 Leverage cash reserves & access to cheap debt
🧡 Learn from real case studies
🧡 Get the insights you need to gain a competitive edge
Use my code SWISSHODLER for 10% off the tickets!
🚀 Are you ready to bring Bitcoin to your business?
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Normie friends: “So what do you do for a living?”
Me: “I’m selling freedom.
It’s called Bitcoin.”
Most don’t get it.
We are still early.
