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Hmm. I believe you have the ability to specify bootstrap servers. And my understanding is that IPFS is more of a foundational protocol on which to build services that can offer a user-server model (like https://web3.storage/ ) so I'd imagine a service that acts as a nostr relay and has an ipfs node in combination to provide git services.
I don't have knowledge of your third item though.
What's nightmareish about it?
This seems like something the folks at protocol labs (IPFS) would be well suited to help with. Using nostr as the event later and IPFS/IPLD as the storage layer seems like a winning combo.