I don't keep any fiat anymore.
Add this to the long list of reasons why.

Congratulations!!!
You have just been awarded The Legendary Nostr Award!!!
You have earned this right by being the textbook definition of fucking awesome.
You are by far the bravest developer on all of Nostr!
For destroying the bridge to the Fediverse on Coracle.social and ending the vile endless eye rapes and emotional trauma that your Nostr users experienced daily.
You will forever now be known as the Legendary Hodlbod The Great!!!
From the bottom of my heart, mind, and soul.
I thank you for saving my consciousness.
GN
No worries. I'm used to people making false assumptions about me. Happens almost daily. You don't become Legendary by living, or thinking a normal life where people can expect what you are going to do next.
GN
Me too.
Sleep well.
I did not say intimidated.
I said a wee bit scary and quite terrifying.
I face my fears, because sometimes I know it is necessary in order to learn the unknown from people who I do not fully comprehend.
If I was intimidated I would probably mute you and never look back.
I would say in many ways the goodness I have seen within you overcomes these brief moments of terror on the screen. Sincerely hope it does not come back to bite me in the ass, because I genuinely enjoy engaging in strictly platonic thought provoking conversations with you on a regular basis. You are an awesome enigma.
It is these type of posts that legitimately make you just a wee bit scary Whit.
This is not good, it is not bad, but it is quite terrifying.
Hope you are doing well.
GN
I misread this as the list was already released while speed scrolling.
I was about to make popcorn.
Now I will have to settle for plantain chips.....
Personally I think Tucker can take him in a fight to the death.
Indeed, but I don't follow, or acknowledge just anyone. They have to earn the right with a post so Legendary that it deserves an authentic award only I can give. That one did it for me.
It was a response that made me laugh my fucking ass off.

Here is a brand new Legendary Meme made just for you.
Stop being a degenerate that gets reckt.
How many times does this have to happen before this stupidity ends?!?!

Congratulations!!!
You have just been awarded The Legendary Nostr Award!!!
This means that you make Nostr a better place for everyone here with your hilariously awesome posts. You have now earned the right to be called Legendary on Nostr. Take care and keep being awesome!!!
GN

Here is a new Legendary Meme made just for you. GN
#bitcoin
It’s *this close* on nostr:npub1yfg0d955c2jrj2080ew7pa4xrtj7x7s7umt28wh0zurwmxgpyj9shwv6vg #wavlake
Just need some chants… 
For me it is yacht rock, chillwave, jazzhop, smooth jazz, 2000s techno, 80s rock, folk music, outlaw country music, classical music, and random Christmas music tracks if you press the shuffle button.

That's it. I'm calling it now.
Also so glad I do not have to deal with this bullshit, because I run a custom open source android ROM that is google free.
I just got told by alby hub support that I am too advanced of a Linux user for them to support, because I was running their software in a virtual machine.
I am both flattered and offended.
It was a cocky way to basically say here is the account recovery process and good the fuck luck figuring out how to get your bitcoin back.
Lesson of the day is trust your gut. Don't use software that it is telling you to stay away from, because everyone else is telling you to use it.








